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Bendigo’s Sonic Battle Royale: Groovin’ the Moo vs Red Hot Summer—Hipsters vs Rockers!
Jenny’s ELC Introduces New Cage Fighting Curriculum
Poo Evacuates New Kangaroo Flat Pool
Study Finds People Who Ride Mobility Scooters Don’t Know Footpaths Actually Exist
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Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?
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Alien Space Monkey Pirates Attack Bendigo
Magic: The Gathering Player Suspended After Failing Drugs Test
Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
45-Year-Old Discovers Age Pension Is 20 Years Away
Dan Andrews Announces Single Loser Friend Can Visit Too
Pizza ATM Opens At Latrobe Uni
Dad Achieves Legendary Status with Classic “Hi Bored, I’m Dad” Joke
Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’
Flying Foxes Turns Rosalind Park into Unexpected Thrill-Seekers’ Playground
Bendigo Health Purchases $2M Scanner to Determine Whether Patients are Robots or Just Really Bad at CAPTCHAs
BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean
News Flash: Clogs Doesn’t Sell Wooden Shoes
Rod Fyffe’s Southern Cross Tattoo Unveiled At Golden Square Pool
UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”
Lisa Chesters’ White Shirt Channels Barbie in Red Jacket Laundry Mishap
Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers
Trolley Bay Ruins Man’s Day
60 Christmas Conversation Starters
From the Archives: Marriage Equality Complaint Letter
V/line Trains To Be Replaced With Elmore Miniature Railway Trains During Heat Restrictions
World’s First Butthole Transplant A Success After Man Eats 50 KFC Wicked Wings
Man Celebrates 40th Birthday At Strath Village Maccas
Local Teacher Turns Hangover Into ‘Heads Down Thumbs Up’ Triumph
Pizza Hut Sign Elevates Itself To Heritage Status After Graffiti Makeover
Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar
Kangaroo Flat Resident Concerned The New Epsom KFC Might Ruin His Culinary Standards
Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living
Entire Town Somehow Convinced Lake Weeroona Is Absolutely Not a Giant… You Know, Phallic Symbol or Anything!
Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo
Local Prep Grader Declares Early Retirement, Demands Golden Watch and Pension After Exhausting First Week of School
Bendigo Airport To Utilise Pall Mall As Emergency Landing Strip
Muzak In Hargreaves Mall To Be Replaced With Ear Splitting Squelch Of A Frightened Pig
Local Family Attempts Unprecedented 253rd Consecutive Taco Tuesday, Daring to Keep Tradition Alive
Bouncy Castle At Christmas Church Picnic Blows Away With 8 People Inside
Primary School Wink Murder Game Turns Deadly. Parents Push for “Rock, Paper, Scissors”
5 Places In Bendigo To Fart Without People Knowing It Was You
Bendigo Is Horny For Roadworks
Bendigo’s Citizen and Young Citizen of the Year Announced. And Guess What? It’s Not You
Hawthorn Announces New Mascots
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