Former Municipal Baths Upgraded to Premium ‘Looking at Water’ Facility
In a groundbreaking move that has left locals both confused and cautiously optimistic, the City of Greater Bendigo has officially ...
Tag: Lake Eppalock
Bendigo Council Splashes Out On 100-Foot Tall Rubber Duck For Lake Weeroona
In a bold move to boost local tourism and "make a splash" in the art world, Bendigo Council has announced ...
Entire Town Somehow Convinced Lake Weeroona Is Absolutely Not a Giant… You Know, Phallic Symbol or Anything!
In a stunning display of collective denial, residents have somehow convinced themselves that the picturesque Lake Weeroona looks like anything ...
Local Stops Training For Beach Body To Work On Lake Eppalock Body Instead
Chad Broseidon has decided to redirect his fitness goals from pursuing the elusive beach body to a more attainable objective: ...
Local Woman Drops Phone In Lake Weeroona. Turtles Unimpressed by iPhone 14
Local woman Kate O'Connell accidentally dropped her brand-new iPhone 14 in Lake Weeroona on Saturday, sending shockwaves throughout the turtle ...
Locals Disappointed There’s No Hoverboards In The Garden Of The Future
Resident Jimmy Carkeys expressed his disappointment yesterday after visiting the Garden of the Future and discovering no hoverboards. "This is ...
Nosey Nelly’s Take A Stickybeak at Lake Eppalock Spillway
For the first time in six years, Lake Eppalock has started spilling over, and local tourists couldn't be more excited. ...
Monster Redfin Spotted At Lake Eppalock
Swimmers at Lake Eppalock have requested shark nets after sightings of monster redfin. Locals estimate the giant Redfin are about ...
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