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Bendigo Standard Runs Out of News, Publishes Satirical News Article Instead

The Bendigo Standard announced today that it has officially run out of news. With nothing left to report on, the desperate editorial team decided...

Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200

Born in Castlemaine in 1822, The great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother became Bendigo's first Bicentennial.  Not everyone can brag about...

Bendigo Brave American Import Scores On The Court And At Star Bar

New Bendigo Braves import, DeAndre Monroe from the University of Texas is excited to be a celebrity in the Regional City of Bendigo. The...

Local Man Can’t Wait To Rock Out To Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas

A local Man tweeted his excitement and joy today that he will be able to start playing All I Want For Christmas from December...

City Sends Well Wishes To Woman Quitting Facebook

Eaglehawk woman Thelma Schnobbs announced yesterday plans to quit Facebook after 8 years. Ms. Schnobbs decided she was sick and tired of the site wasting...

Families To Embrace A Vegan Christmas After Chicken Truck Embraces Bridge

Families To Embrace A Vegan Christmas After Chicken Truck Embraces Bridge Bendigo Council has announced a "Bendi-go Vegan For Christmas" campaign after a local chicken farm...

Local Man Unable to Return Movies To Roundabout Video

A local man returned from New Zealand after 10 years and tried to return some weekly movies he forgot about to Roundabout Video. He...

Evil Genius Captures Giant Heart in Bendigo And Ties It To The Ground For Ransom

"There was a while there when they said Bendigo didn't have a heart," said Nasty McEvil, 47, from Mackenzie St West. "Well look at...

Kangaroo Flat Bus Evacuated After Woman Farts

A fart on a local Bendigo bus has caused an evacuation shortly after 4pm today. The number 55 bus headed to Kangaroo Flat was evacuated...

Meteorologist Suggests The Weather Needs To Sort It’s Crap Out

Local Meteorologist Ennis Mildew has said today he has no idea what's up with the weather. "I was driving from Epsom to Kangaroo Flat....

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