Hargreaves Mall Named Best Place For Doing Coke
A survey asked over 5,000 "Cokeheads" nationwide to rate their favourite locations for Coke. Hargreaves Mall topped the list, surpassing cars, rooftop bars, and workplaces.
Ice Skating Rink In Mall Unveiled As Metaphor For Crystal Meth
Visitors flocking to Hargreaves Mall for a delightful ice skating experience are in for a chilling surprise. What seems like an innocent ice skating...
Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall
Elon Musk has announced his daring plan to put the bulletproof armour of his beloved Cybertruck to the ultimate test – a leisurely cruise...
“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers
In a bewildering turn of events, residents of Pall Mall are scratching their heads and noses, sniffing the air with suspicion. An enigmatic scent...
Teenager Vapes In Hargreaves Mall To Prove He’s Cool
Local teenager Tim Johnson was spotted vaping in the Hargreaves Mall yesterday afternoon in a bold move to prove his coolness to his peers.
“I...
Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself
Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself.
The builder and lucky duck said "The refurbishment 10...