Local Gen-Xer Terry Thompson has realised that a pension awaits him in a mere two decades. Witnesses report the earth-shattering moment when Terry, gripped...
In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local...
In an astonishing display of ingenuity, local man David Thompson has hatched an audacious plan to avoid attending his own wedding by deliberately contracting...
Eaglehawk Resident Jessica Thompson tied the knot with her phone yesterday, aptly named "Alex". Thompson proudly declared that her electronic soulmate was the only...
Last night, local husband, Braxton, announced to his wife that the pan was still soaking. This news has sent shockwaves throughout the household, leaving...
