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Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care

In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local...

This Woman Didn’t Take Her Husband’s Last Name Cause He Doesn’t Exist

In a groundbreaking act of independence, local woman Sarah Benson has boldly decided not to take her husband's last name—primarily because he's imaginary.   While many...

Counsellor Outsources Therapy By Asking Couple To Assemble His Flatpack

Divorce rates are rising, but one local marriage counsellor has found an unconventional solution: making couples assemble his IKEA furniture. The unconventional approach was first...

Man Declares ‘Love is Blind,’ Breaks Up with Girlfriend for Having 20/20 Vision

Epsom man Will Hart has declared that "love is blind" and promptly ended his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily Parker, for possessing the seemingly...

Study Reveals Most Successful Valentine’s Day Gifts Are Just Noise-Cancelling Headphones

In a groundbreaking study conducted by The Bendigo Standard that is sure to redefine the meaning of romance, researchers have found that the most...

Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care Homes

In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local...