Tag: Money
Locals Flock to Witness the Opening of an Envelope
Throngs of Bendigo locals descended upon the Town Hall yesterday to witness the grand opening of an envelope.
The envelope, which sources believed contained a...
“Wallet Wizard? More Like Wallet Muggle” Claims Local
In a shocking revelation that has left the citizens of Bendigo questioning their financial choices, Wallet Wizard has been exposed for what it truly...
Local Invents Time Machine, Travels to Future. Discovers He Still Has HECS Debt
In what was initially hailed as a groundbreaking scientific achievement, local inventor and part-time barista Derek Sprocket shocked the world when he successfully built...
Local Man Excited to Spend Life Savings For Priceless Easter Fair Experience
With the annual Bendigo Easter Fair just around the corner, resident Barry O'Sullivan has reportedly been counting down the days until he can trade...
Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money
Local ratepayer Gary Farke can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates how his city council will waste his pay.
"It's like Christmas come early!"...
Local Pays For Tattoo With A Cash Converters Loan
Miraccle Reebok, a part-time barista, found herself in a pickle when she stumbled upon the perfect design at King of Rings. With a limited...
