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Y2K Doomsdayer Emerges To Find World Rebuilding
Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”
Man Declares Victory in the Correct Way to Pronounce ‘Ulumbarra’
Local Man Gets Beard Caught In Marketplace Travelator
Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square
Expecto Patronum! Sacred Heart Cathedral To Be Transformed Into Hogwarts
“Wallet Wizard? More Like Wallet Muggle” Claims Local
New Non-deadly creature found in Bendigo
Mum Swaps Son’s Room for Grandma; Kid’s World Crumbles
Busker Ready To Revive Coles Busking Scene For The Third Time
Boss Hints He Has Too Many Coffee Mugs To Potential Secret Santa
Toilet Discovered On Mickey Mouse Hill
Local Swingers Misinterpret Bendigo Swap Meet
Man Books Flight To Sydney To See If He Throws Up This Time
Man Announces To The Missus The Pan Is Still Soaking
Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’
Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar
Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring
Bendigo Man Eats Own Head
Spider-Man Fan Says He Would Avenge His Uncle’s Death, But Not That Creepy One
Bendigo Brewery Develops Beer That Doubles as Beard Oil
Local Man Contracts COVID-19 To Avoid His Own Wedding
Letters To The Editor: Bendigo Creek Stink and The Talking Tram’s Midlife Crisis
Strath Dad Anticipates Another Damn Lynx Africa Gift Set For Christmas
Ironbark Definitely a Place, says “Ironbark” Resident
“Toddler Buying Beach Shovel And Bucket Is A Hitman” Says Toyworld Employee
Bouncy Castle At Christmas Church Picnic Blows Away With 8 People Inside
Bendigo Ford Fun Run Returns This Sunday Because Walking is Overrated
Blissfully Ignorant Parents-to-Be Fantasize About The Magical World of Parenthood
Divine Intervention Sought For Napier St Roadworks
Bendigo’s Housing Market So Bad, Even Ghosts Can’t Afford to Haunt
Bendigo Orienteering Squad Aiming for Gold
Bendigo’s Oldest Pothole Nominated for State Heritage Listing
Bendigo Airport Offers Fake Flights For Sydney-Starved Tourists
Echuca Man Invents World’s First Fully Autonomous Paddlesteamer. Locals Say “It’s Just a Really Lazy Duck”
Tramspotting Screening at the Star Cinema
Rod Fyffe’s Hair Revealed to be Made of Noodles
Local Man Drowns In His Sleep From His Wife’s Throw Pillows
Survey Results: 1 in 500 Don’t Believe Ironbark Exists
Feuding bell-ringers decide to pull together
Woman Marries Smartphone, Claims It’s the Only One Who Truly Understands Her
Mum Yells Every Other Siblings Name Before Yours
Pantomime Horse Wins Bendigo Cup AND Fashions On The Field
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Lockwood Ward Candidates
Exclusive: Number 42 Identified As King Of The Bins
City Announces Plans for New Year’s Resolution Deposit Scheme
Summernats Burnout King Is Eaglehawk Citizen Of The Year
“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Whipstick Ward Candidates
Huntly Train Station: Officially the Least Visited Place on Earth
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Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots
National News
22 July 2021
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Because why not?? (Sorry, that's all I've got)
Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics
Local News
20 July 2021
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Eight months ago Bendigo Mum Rebecca Laminator bought her kids a Kmart inflatable kiddie pool to escape the heat. Next week she's chasing her...
Tokyo Olympics’ Outdoor Swimming Venue Smells Like Bendigo Creek
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16 July 2021
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With just days to go before the Tokyo Olympics begin, there are concerns that Tokyo Bay, where the swimming portion of the triathlon is...
Bendigo Man Finishes Everything On Netflix
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26 April 2017
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EPSOM man Bruce Richards today announced on Social Media he had finished watching everything on Netflix. The 43 year old quit his position as...
Bendigo Orienteering Squad Aiming for Gold
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23 July 2016
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“The Olympic's are right around the corner and it's time to take things seriously,” said Errol Flynn, Bendigo Orienteering Society team captain. “None of this...
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