Fire Pit Lets Out White Smoke. Damo From Eaglehawk Becomes New Pope
In what Vatican officials are calling “an administrative faux pas,” 39-year-old Damo Thompson from Eaglehawk has been appointed the next Pope after his Bunnings...
Qantas Debuts “Way of the Cross” on Bendigo–Sydney Flights
In a daring attempt to combine divine intervention with in-flight entertainment, Qantas has unveiled The Way of the Cross—a live biblical passion play performed...
Victory Christian College Proposes Name Change After Melbourne Victory Loss
Victory Christian College in Bendigo has proposed a name change following Melbourne Victory's recent loss. Unable to cope with the soccer team's defeat, the...
Bendigo Churches Insist They Are Nothing Like Hillsong
Bendigo Churches have boldly proclaimed that they have absolutely nothing in common with the global phenomenon of Hillsong. Despite overwhelming evidence, pastors remain steadfast...
Local Man Entombed In Fridge On Friday Escapes On Sunday, Surprising Loved Ones
In a baffling turn of events, Golden Square resident Barry Schmoot escaped his makeshift tomb on Sunday, astonishing friends and family. Smith, a part-time...
Bible Story Hour Debuts at Bendigo Library With Godly Flair
Bendigo Library has launched "Bible Story Hour". With an angelic ensemble, Bendigo's churches have assembled to inspire and entertain local children.
Hosted by Sister Mary...