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Jenny’s ELC Introduces New Cage Fighting Curriculum

In a bold move to keep up with the ever-evolving world of early childhood education, Jenny's Early Learning...
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Local Hipster Claims His Moustache Is a Registered Therapy Animal

Local hipster, Dash Hawthorne, announced yesterday that his moustache, fondly named "Whiskers," is now a registered therapy animal....
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Flying Foxes Turns Rosalind Park into Unexpected Thrill-Seekers’ Playground

Bendigo's premier park has become ground zero for an unprecedented flying fox invasion. Residents now fear walking through...
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Bendigo Churches Insist They Are Nothing Like Hillsong

Bendigo Churches have boldly proclaimed that they have absolutely nothing in common with the global phenomenon of Hillsong....
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Man Discovers New Cat Species in Rosalind Park, Turns Out to Be Just a Possum

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Local resident Kevin Thompson claimed to have discovered a...
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Bendigo Bank Rolls Out Man Flu Leave

Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief -
Bendigo Bank has announced the introduction of a revolutionary...
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New Study Shows 50% of People Can’t Spill

A new studdy conducted by the Bendigo University of Linguistic Observations (BULO) reveels a shocking find: 50% of...
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ChatGPT Reviews The Little Mermaid

As a grumpy old man, I can confidently say that the 2023 adaptation of "The Little Mermaid" is...
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Council Turns Potholes Into 5000 New Swimming Pools

Bendigo City Council announced yesterday its ingenious solution to the city's notorious pothole problem: turning them into 5000...
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Bendigo Residents To Vote On Correct Pronunciation Of ‘Mall’

It's an issue that has divided Bendigo residents for a long time, and now the residents of Bendigo...
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Your Horoscope – Week Of May 22, 2023

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Here's your horoscope for the week. ♊ Gemini | May...
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Move Over Giant Koala! Castlemaine Plans Monumental Hipster Statue

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In an audacious attempt to outdo Dadswell's Bridge's beloved...

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Bendigo Toe Tickler released on parole

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The notorious Toe Tickler was released today on parole. Part...

V/line Trains To Be Replaced With Elmore Miniature Railway Trains During Heat Restrictions

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V/line has announced a new minimalist train service. It...

“Napier Street Road Works Are God’s Punishment For Allowing The Mosque” Says Local Woman

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Local religious woman Jenny Jacobs announced today on social...

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