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“I’m Doing Dry July,” Says Man Clearly Off His Tits
In a stunning display of extroversion, witnesses at The Rifle confirmed Chad Mackenzie, who claims he hasn't had...
Entertainment
Eaglehawk Theatre Company Announces ‘Mushroom for Error! The Erin Patterson Story’
Eaglehawk Theatre Company has officially announced its upcoming production of 'Mushroom for Error! The Erin Patterson Story'.
Erin Patterson,...
Politics
Jacinta Allan Holds Press Conference to Announce Latest Plan for Press Conferences
Premier Jacinta Allan today held a press conference to outline her vision for holding more press conferences.
"We are...
Relationships
Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care
In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has...
Life & Style
Echuca Bloke Thinks He Invented Camping After Buying $13 Kmart Tent
ECHUCA—Trent Muggleton has purchased a $13 pop-up tent from...
News
Groovin the Moo Glitter Still Haunts Raver Like a Sparkly Horcrux
In a haunting reminder that glitter is forever, local woman Kaitlann Rowe confirmed this week she is still finding traces of glitter from Groovin the Moo 2023 in places glitter has no business being.
News
Eaglehawk Family Actually Live in California Gully
A local family is reeling after discovering their home, believed to be in Eaglehawk, is technically located in...
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Man Pretty Sure Tenth Speeding Fine Will Finally Be the One That Makes Him Slow Down
BALLARAT — After receiving his tenth ticket in three years, Trent Rawlins has told friends and family that...
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Man Proudly Shows Off Southern Cross Station Tattoo
A Long Gully man has proudly showed off his new Southern Cross Station tattoo on his back.
Unveiled at...
Entertainment
The Bendigo Standard Sits Down For An Interview With The Talking Tram
This week, The Bendigo Standard was granted an exclusive interview with one of Bendigo's most iconic figures — the Talking Tram.
Law & Order
Emergency Services Called After Red Cordial Party Gets Out of Hand
Emergency services were stretched to their limits last night...