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Couple’s 10th Cruise Celebrated With Massive Ocean Creatures Sing-A-Long
When Ron and Bev Huxley boarded their 10th cruise, little did they expect their milestone celebration to be celebrated with a full-scale underwater musical...
Politics & Council
Poo Protest Hits Jacinta Allan’s Office. Richmond Fans Smell Flag
In a pungent protest echoing history, cow manure was dumped outside Premier Jacinta Allan’s office this week. Allan slammed the act as “disgraceful,” but...
Politics & Council
Council Yells at Mall to “Apply Itself” Like a Year 10 Student Failing PE
In a bold new move to revitalise the city's heart, our local council has unveiled its latest plan to invigorate Hargreaves Mall by guilt-tripping...
Law & Order
Man Charged After Luring Miner Into Van
A Golden Square man has been taken into custody after luring a miner into his suspiciously unmarked van. The victim, 54-year-old Kev from Fosterville...
Horoscopes
Your Horoscope – Week Of May 19, 2025
♉ TAURUS April 20 to May 20 You’re radiating confidence like a bloke with a new Southern Cross tattoo and a tax return. Use your power wisely—or recklessly, it’s your journey.
Fashion
Stallholder Declares Herself Inventor of the Bucket Hat
In a stunning revelation that has shocked precisely four people at the Bendigo Showgrounds Market, a local stallholder named Makenzee "Buckets" McGraw has boldly...
Horoscopes
Your Horoscope – Week Of May 12, 2025
♉ TAURUS Stubborn? You? Never. It’s not that you’re refusing to change; it’s just that the rest of the world is wrong. Again. This week, your love life will be as stable as a toddler on rollerblades.
Politics & Council
“Holy Shit! That Was Close” Says Chesters
Still visibly sweating despite the brisk Central Victorian autumn, long-serving Labor MP Lisa Chesters has emerged from the electoral bloodbath gasping, “holy shit, that...
