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Local Legend Hasn’t Tapped On Since The Killers Rocked the ‘G’
In an act of cunning deception not seen since a bloke smuggled a slab into Groovin the Moo inside a fake baby pram, a...
Local News
Scientists Confirm Most Common Easter Phrase in Bendigo Is “Where The Fk Do I Park?”
In a landmark study conducted by Latrobe University, researchers have confirmed that the most frequently uttered phrase in Bendigo over the Easter weekend is...
Parenting
Yes, Your Sibling Is the Favourite Child
A new study released this week by the Institute of Family Dynamics has confirmed what most siblings already knew deep down: Yes, your sibling...
Local News
Qantas Debuts “Way of the Cross” on Bendigo–Sydney Flights
In a daring attempt to combine divine intervention with in-flight entertainment, Qantas has unveiled The Way of the Cross—a live biblical passion play performed...
Local News
Local Enjoys Cup of Coffee, Finds It Decently Refreshing
In a routine display of caffeine consumption, Golden Square resident Alexa Poton, 34, sat down this morning to enjoy a cup of coffee, a...
Local News
Man Buys Milk
In an ordinary turn of events, local man Greg Martin, 42, embarked on his daily mission to pick up milk from the local supermarket...
Local News
Man Drives Car to Work
In what many would consider a routine occurrence, local man Steve Thompson drove his car to work this morning. Thompson left his house promptly...
Local News
Grass in Rosalind Park Flourishes After Recent Rains
Following a period of steady rainfall, the grass in Rosalind Park has been growing at a noticeable rate, much to the appreciation of local...
