A fight has erupted in High Street Kangaroo Flat as smokers throw hands over butts outside the Windermere Hotel. Whilst there was a brawl,...

♍ VIRGO Your feelings today are like a squirrel trapped in a vending machine—confused, desperate, and weirdly snack-oriented. Avoid taking things personally, even if a stapler falls on your foot. It’s not the universe sending you a message; it’s just gravity being a jerk again... or something like that.

In a groundbreaking study that surprised no one, scientists have confirmed what we all suspected—the universe is a massive introvert. The universe rapidly expands its...

Despite the millions of births that happen worldwide each year, one midwife in Bendigo has officially lost all sense of wonder over the process....

The humble Flat White has become the latest casualty in Bendigo's troubling coffee culture war as local shops ditch the beloved Flat White in...

Divorce rates are rising, but one local marriage counsellor has found an unconventional solution: making couples assemble his IKEA furniture. The unconventional approach was first...

The era of the meaningless RSVP has officially arrived, and the Hendersons are its poster family. The Henderson family from Strathfieldsaye admits they never actually...

The air is thick with the scent of lavender and eucalyptus, yet the strained faces of locals tell a different story. Despite the abundance...