When Ron and Bev Huxley boarded their 10th cruise, little did they expect their milestone celebration to be celebrated with a full-scale underwater musical...

In a pungent protest echoing history, cow manure was dumped outside Premier Jacinta Allan’s office this week. Allan slammed the act as “disgraceful,” but...

In a bold new move to revitalise the city's heart, our local council has unveiled its latest plan to invigorate Hargreaves Mall by guilt-tripping...

A Golden Square man has been taken into custody after luring a miner into his suspiciously unmarked van. The victim, 54-year-old Kev from Fosterville...

♉ TAURUS April 20 to May 20 You’re radiating confidence like a bloke with a new Southern Cross tattoo and a tax return. Use your power wisely—or recklessly, it’s your journey.

In a stunning revelation that has shocked precisely four people at the Bendigo Showgrounds Market, a local stallholder named Makenzee "Buckets" McGraw has boldly...

♉ TAURUS Stubborn? You? Never. It’s not that you’re refusing to change; it’s just that the rest of the world is wrong. Again. This week, your love life will be as stable as a toddler on rollerblades.

Still visibly sweating despite the brisk Central Victorian autumn, long-serving Labor MP Lisa Chesters has emerged from the electoral bloodbath gasping, “holy shit, that...