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Pet Goldfish Proudly Displays Record-Breaking Four Second Memory

In a groundbreaking display of cognitive prowess, local pet goldfish Bubbles has reportedly shattered expectations by remembering something for a staggering four seconds. Witnesses claim...

Your Horoscope – Week Of Feburary 10, 2025

AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18 Your dreamy, artistic soul is a gift, but unfortunately, rent is due. No, your poem about the moon won’t pay the bills.

Trump Announces Bold Plan To Take Over The Capital

In a move that has shocked no one, the US President has declared his intention to take over The Capital Theatre in Bendigo. "I love...

Swamp Ass Hits Critical Mass

As temperatures in Bendigo soar to “Are You Kidding Me” degrees, residents are once again finding themselves locked in battle with one of summer’s...

Kid Calls Teacher ‘Mum,’ Now Legally Family

In an unexpected legal twist, local primary school student Timmy Baker accidentally initiated a lifelong commitment when he called his teacher "Mum" during class...

Former Municipal Baths Upgraded to Premium ‘Looking at Water’ Facility

In a groundbreaking move that has left locals both confused and cautiously optimistic, the City of Greater Bendigo has officially transformed the former Municipal...

Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90s Kids Show

A grown adult in his 40s has revealed to his partner he still has nightmares involving the faceless doll from the 90s kids' show...

Delivery Driver Stops For Dimmies And A Big M While Customer Starves To Death

Local man Nathan Gills was found in a state near death last night after his delivery driver, Dylan Simmons, made an emergency detour to...

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