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Local Boy Kidsplains To Dad How To Play Fortnite

Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief by Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief
7 January 2019
in Technology

A local Dad gave up spending time with his son today after being kidsplained how to play Fortnite for the millionth time.

“I was sick of my son telling me when to jump out of the flying party bus thing I gave him the controller and walked off.” He said. “Bloody hell Jake, I know how to jump out of the bus. I’m cancelling your PlayStation account.”

The Dad is now putting his energy into having his wife teach him how to be a  Mummy blogger.

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