• Home
  • Our History
  • Patreon
  • Store
  • Contact
  • Random Story
Wednesday, May 18 2022
8 °c
Bendigo
9 ° Fri
10 ° Sat
13 ° Sun
15 ° Mon
18 ° Tue
19 ° Wed
The Bendigo Standard
  • News
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
  • Food & Drink
  • Technology
  • Sport
  • Opinion
No Result
View All Result
  • News
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
  • Food & Drink
  • Technology
  • Sport
  • Opinion
No Result
View All Result
The Bendigo Standard
No Result
View All Result

Local Man Records Sound Of Fart

Luke Morris by Luke Morris
23 May 2019
in Technology

“Well I wasn’t doing anything special, just sort of playing with my phone, and was recording things, you know, watching the sounds, trying to burp, and then, whomp, out the arse,” said Tim Vine, 57, of Golden Square.

Yes. He’s fifty-seven.

“I saved the image it as soon as I saw it. Have a look at that spike. That’s me arse trumpet,” said Mr Vine.

Yes, fifty-seven might seem a little old to be a nuffty with a phone, and that is because it really is too old to still be a nuffty with a phone.

“I took a smell too and, yeah, it was a bit of a stinker. Pretty pleased. Showed the missus the image. She thought it was awesome,” said Mr Vine.

That’s Golden Square for you.

Share79Tweet24ShareShareSend

More From The Bendigo Standard

City Of Greater Bendigo Hires Kenny To Clean Public Toilets

City Of Greater Bendigo Hires Kenny To Clean Public Toilets

Kangaroo Flat Bus Evacuated After Woman Farts

Wife Divorces Husband After He Won’t Stop Farting In Bed

Kangaroo Flat Bus Evacuated After Woman Farts

Kangaroo Flat Bus Evacuated After Woman Farts

Live 10 – The Sound Of Music

Live 10 – The Sound Of Music

Load More
Please login to join discussion

Sign Up

News you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox.

Merch Store Merch Store Merch Store

This Just In

Local 5-Year-Old’s Drawing Of Mummy Farting Misses Out On Archibald Prize
Bendigo News

Local 5-Year-Old’s Drawing Of Mummy Farting Misses Out On Archibald Prize

Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence
Bendigo News

Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence

Let’s Make A Toasted Cheese Sandwich
Recipes

Let’s Make A Toasted Cheese Sandwich

Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell
Bendigo News

Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell

BREAKING! Keys Missing 3 Days Ago Found On Kitchen Bench
Law & Order

BREAKING! Keys Missing 3 Days Ago Found On Kitchen Bench

Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200
Bendigo News

Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200

Facebook Twitter Instagram

The Bendigo Standard

About Us

The Bendigo Standard is Bendigo's most popular free news service.

We pride ourselves in reporting the news that matters, doesn't matter and the news you didn't realise mattered until you read it.

Subscribe And Win At Life

Enter your email address to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email.

No Result
View All Result
  • News
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
  • Food & Drink
  • Technology
  • Sport
  • Opinion

© 2022 The Bendigo Standard