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Zoom Replaces Excel As Most Hated Workplace App

Luke Morris by Luke Morris
22 April 2020
in Technology

Zoom meetings be all like….

“Does the camera work? I need to click what? How did you get that background? Oh, ok, can you hear me ok? Ok great, so if I click share screen, sorry, that’s just my background, ah, my kids, anyway ignore that. Can you still hear me? Good. Right. How is everyone feeling? Weird times hey? This is strange isn’t it? How are you Margaret? Margaret? Is Margaret here? Does she have Zoom? It’s quite good isn’t it? Everyone enjoying working from home? Does anyone want to give Margaret a call? Ok, thanks Mitch. Shall I get started? Right? Ah? Judy where are you going? Judy we can see you in there. Can you turn your screen off please? Maybe just turn the whole thing off. Right folks let’s take a break until we can get Margaret on, and leave your camera’s off if you need to go anywhere. We don’t need to see all of your house. Thanks.”

Elsewhere Zoom chats can be like…

“Sorry, I can’t see you anymore,” said Megan White, 24, of Kangaroo Flat.

“Hang on I’ll fix the camera,” said Todd Blurp, 24, of Flora Hill.

“No, I mean, we need to break up,” said Ms White.

“Hang on is that better?” said Mr Blurp.

“No it’s not that,” said Ms White.

“You think it’s the settings?” said Mr Blurp.

“No, you and me, we’re breaking up,” said Ms White.

“Oh the whole internet’s getting slammed,” said Mr Blurp.

“Todd, it’s over,” said Ms White.

“Ok, see you tomorrow,” said Mr Blurp.

“Grrrr!” said Ms White.

Such fun.

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