Entertainment

A local bus service announced it's replacing Hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM to combat unruly behaviour on its bus service. "To many people, classical music is the perfect background music: soothing, attractive, undemanding" Psychologist Barbara Mountain-Dew said. "The sounds of Vivaldi and Mozart help people...

Because why not?? (Sorry, that's all I've got)

"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut off the dangling bits." Prime Possum, which is a man dressed as a possum costume character used by Channel Prime to tell kids when the...

A grown adult in his 40's has revealed to his partner he still has nightmares involving the faceless doll from 90's kids show Lift Off. "EC", the notorious faceless, genderless doll, was supposed to represent "every child" but instead represented their nightmares. Hamilton Cunningham, 42...

In the most exciting entertainment news since Nicolas Cage was announced to play Joe Exotic, Brendan Fraser is onboard for the eagerly awaited Pre-Covid Man. "Oh Mr Fraser is very keen on the script by Pauly Shore, and looking to team-up again for a buddy...

"...and then the image is just all Rodney Rude albums. What do you think?" said Luke. "I don't like Rodney Rude," said Craig. "That's the joke," said Luke. "What if we got a Bendigo celebrity like Cogho or something and make that an album cover,"...

A local Dad Bob Jeffers from Epsom asked his kids today if they managed to get tickets to Groovin To The Moo. His daughters Laquisha, 13 and Bacardi, 14 were quick to correct him "Geez Dad, don't you know anything?" Mr Jeffers replied, "Well, I...

Bendigo Comic-Con organisers were in a rush to reassure visitors after noted cosplayer William Dangles was arrested by police for public indecency. Arresting officer Andy Cuffs said “Look, you can’t walk around with just body paint, especially with kids around. And we’ve some additional questions...

Channel 10 have announced they have begun filming "I'm From Bong Gully... Get Me Out Of Here ya ****". The show will feature 16 residents from Long Gully living together in a specially constructed commission house on Long Gully Reserve. The show will feature two...

"It is very exciting. Right up there with The Tramsporter, Silence of the Trams, The Polar Express Tram, Mightnight Tram, and Tram Wars Trilogy, with Three Colours Tram, and that Prince movie, Purple Tram, not to forget Schindler's Tram, Avengers Infinity Tram, Tram! Tram! Tram!...