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Bendigo Celebrates Annual “Not Ballarat” Festival

As the proud citizens of Bendigo prepare to honour their most cherished and time-honoured tradition, the annual "Not Ballarat" Festival, city officials and residents alike are eager to remind...

Bendigo’s Potholes Now Officially Classified as Tourist Attractions

City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking decision to rebrand the city's numerous potholes as tourist attractions. In...

Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”

In an astonishing display of hometown pride and cunning, a group of Bendigo residents have somehow managed to...

New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence

In a groundbreaking legal experiment, the Bendigo Law Courts have unveiled their new mime courtroom. Designed to tackle...

Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled a shocking truth...

Your Horoscope – Week Of March 20, 2023

Here's your horoscope for the week. ♓ Pisces | Feb....

I’m The Eaglehawk Cannon And I Want My Balls Back

Oh, woe is me, a cannon without balls! I...

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