♍ VIRGO
Your feelings today are like a squirrel trapped in a vending machine—confused, desperate, and weirdly snack-oriented. Avoid taking things personally, even if a stapler falls on your foot. It’s not the universe sending you a message; it’s just gravity being a jerk again... or something like that.
A survey asked over 5,000 "Cokeheads" nationwide to rate their favourite locations for Coke. Hargreaves Mall topped the list, surpassing cars, rooftop bars, and workplaces.
