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Bendigo Celebrates Annual “Not Ballarat” Festival
As the proud citizens of Bendigo prepare to honour their most cherished and time-honoured tradition, the annual "Not Ballarat" Festival, city officials and residents alike are eager to remind...
Falcon Monaro | Editor-in-chief
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23 March 2023
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Bendigo’s Potholes Now Officially Classified as Tourist Attractions
City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking decision to rebrand the city's numerous potholes as tourist attractions. In...
Local
Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”
In an astonishing display of hometown pride and cunning, a group of Bendigo residents have somehow managed to...
Law & Order
New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence
In a groundbreaking legal experiment, the Bendigo Law Courts have unveiled their new mime courtroom. Designed to tackle...
Food & Drink
Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled a shocking truth...
Lifestyle
Relationships
Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time
Parenting
Jenny’s Early Learning Centre Maiden Gully Turns 15. “Why Are The Same Kids Still There?”
Parenting
Entire Family Admits They Hate Newborn’s Stupid Name
Relationships
Man Announces To The Missus The Pan Is Still Soaking
Horoscopes
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 20, 2023
Nick McCar - Astrologer
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Here's your horoscope for the week. ♓ Pisces | Feb....
Bendigo Voices
I’m The Eaglehawk Cannon And I Want My Balls Back
Oh, woe is me, a cannon without balls! I...
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Food & Drink
Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People
Food & Drink
Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works
Food & Drink
Uber Eats Driver Eats Customer’s Order To Prove Point on Unsanitary Working Conditions
Food & Drink
Local Mum Serves Up A Delicious Serving Of Air From The Air Fryer
Food & Drink
Fashion
Lansell Square Replaces Chadstone As The Fashion Capital
Fashion
Man Wonders If It’s Dad Shorts Weather Yet
Fashion
Naked Dancers Sighted In Strathfieldsaye With Promise Of Rain
Fashion
Mum Jeans Store Opens In Bendigo
Fashion
Science & Technology
Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting
Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell
Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong
Groundbreaking Surgery Removes Clingy Girlfriend From Boyfriend
Sport
Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop
Bendigo Train Station Selected As The Official Karate Venue For 2026 Commonwealth Games
Bendigo To Host Scooter Stealing In 2026 Commonwealth Games
Dog Drives Owner Home From Pub After Grand Final Win
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17 March 2023
Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail
16 March 2023
BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean
16 March 2023
Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works
15 March 2023
Local Woman Convinced Fitted Sheets Don’t Want Folding
8 March 2023
Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change
6 March 2023
Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Stupidly Spends Their Hard Earned Money
28 February 2023
Locals Disappointed There’s No Hoverboards In The Garden Of The Future
27 February 2023
Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist
23 February 2023