Moon Not Cheese!
"We can confirm, unambiguously, that the Moon is not cheese," said Dr Patricia Holloway, NASA's deputy director of lunar surface composition, speaking at a press briefing
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For a Town Overflowing with Massage Parlours, Everybody Really Seems Pissed Off
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VicRoads Introduces Plates For Shit Drivers
VicRoads and the Greater City of Bendigo on Wednesday launched a new class of number plate designed to formally recognise "differently skilled motorists." The plates indicate to other
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Communal Bowl of Easter Chocolate Enters Long-Term Bench Residency
A bowl of Easter chocolate is expected to remain on the Duffman household's kitchen bench until at least November, sources confirmed this morning. The assortment includes a Cadbury
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Lethlean's Hat Throws Itself Into Ring
A wide-brimmed hat owned by Bendigo publican Andrew Lethlean announced it will throw itself into the ring ahead of November's Victorian state election, challenging Premier Jacinta from Bendigo
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Phillip Island Penguins Demand Proof Adelaide Exists
The famous Phillip Island Penguins have issued a formal statement confirming they have "absolutely no idea" what an Adelaide is and remain unconvinced it exists. The announcement follows
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