Phillip Island Penguins Demand Proof Adelaide Exists
The famous Phillip Island Penguins have issued a formal statement confirming they have "absolutely no idea" what an Adelaide is and remain unconvinced it exists. The announcement follows
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Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old's Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in entrepreneurship and charity. “My daughter went
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Phillip Island Penguins Demand Proof Adelaide Exists
The famous Phillip Island Penguins have issued a formal statement confirming they have "absolutely no idea" what an Adelaide is and remain unconvinced it exists. The announcement follows
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