Cafe Table Still Way Too Sticky
A table at a Bendigo café is still way too sticky, it has been confirmed. The table has been sticky since Thursday and shows no signs of improvement despite a
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VicRoads Introduces Plates For Shit Drivers
VicRoads and the Greater City of Bendigo on Wednesday launched a new class of number plate designed to formally recognise "differently skilled motorists." The plates indicate to other
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For a Town Overflowing with Massage Parlours, Everybody Really Seems Pissed Off
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VicRoads Introduces Plates For Shit Drivers
VicRoads and the Greater City of Bendigo on Wednesday launched a new class of number plate designed to formally recognise "differently skilled motorists." The plates indicate to other
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Aunt's Carob Easter Bunny Goes Directly In Bin
A carob Easter egg gifted by Aunt Carol was placed in the kitchen bin last weekend, sources confirmed. The bunny, cleverly wrapped in foil designed to clearly deceive children, spent
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Jacinta From Bendigo Announces New Plan; Old Plan Unavailable For Comment
The plan, which Jacinta from Bendigo described as transformative, visionary, and unlike anything Victoria has seen before, has never been seen before. "This is a new plan," Allan
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Phillip Island Penguins Demand Proof Adelaide Exists
The famous Phillip Island Penguins have issued a formal statement confirming they have "absolutely no idea" what an Adelaide is and remain unconvinced it exists. The announcement follows
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