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Dahlia & Arts Festival Plunges Into Chaos as Inflatable T-Rex Breaks Loose

Local News

Meatstock’s Dad Bod Contest Draws Record Number of Applicants, All Named Jeff

Sport

Richmond Fans Begin Lining Up for Grand Final Tickets After Round 1 Victory

Law & Order

Teens To Compete In Hunger Games: Because Beating Up Security Guard Not Enough Of A Challenge

Health

Bendigo Measles Outbreak Blamed On 5G Towers: ‘It’s Clearly The Only Logical Explanation,’ Say Locals

Local

Bendigo Measles Outbreak Blamed On 5G Towers: ‘It’s Clearly The Only Logical Explanation,’ Say Locals

In what experts call "a groundbreaking new theory in medical science," local Facebook epidemiologists have determined that the city's 5G towers have caused the recent...

Local Claims to Have Found Fountain of Youth—Turns Out It’s Just the Long Gully...

Early Bird Uses Beach Cabana To Secure Easter Parade Viewing Spot

Liam Neeson Set To Obliterate Castlemaine In New Action Flick

Rosalind Park Bats Demand Relocation of Bendigo Humans

Meatstock’s Dad Bod Contest Draws Record Number of Applicants, All Named Jeff

Dahlia & Arts Festival Plunges Into Chaos as Inflatable T-Rex Breaks Loose

Bendigo Toe Tickler released on parole

High Street Massage Parlour Now Offering ‘The Best Happy Ending in Victoria… Probably’

Emu Masterminds Cassowary Fight Club

Lifestyle

Ballarat Locals Excited For Summer As Temperature Soars To A Balmy 12 Degrees

BALLARAT – Excitement is in the air as Ballarat residents dust off their board shorts and thongs after the city's temperature skyrocketed to a...

Pet Goldfish Proudly Displays Record-Breaking Four Second Memory

11 February 2025

Trump Announces Bold Plan To Take Over The Capital

7 February 2025

Swamp Ass Hits Critical Mass

6 February 2025

Kid Calls Teacher ‘Mum,’ Now Legally Family

5 February 2025

People & Places

Former Municipal Baths Upgraded to Premium ‘Looking at Water’ Facility

In a groundbreaking move that has left locals both confused and cautiously optimistic, the City of Greater Bendigo has officially transformed the former Municipal...