Bendigo Man Perfects The Art of Pretending to Understand NRL
Local man Darren Jones has achieved what many thought impossible: perfecting the art of pretending to understand rugby rules. Darren, a 34-year-old accountant, has...
Bendigo International Madison Turns 50: A Half-Century of Spandex, Sweat, and Deep Heat
In a stunning celebration of endurance, questionable fashion choices, and persistent muscle cramps, the Bendigo International Madison is hitting the ripe age of 50...
AFL Suggests Putting Zip Ties On Your Helmet To Prevent Magpie Attacks During Finals
The AFL has urged supporters to be vigilant this magpie season. Magpies traditionally become "highly aggressive" during finals season, from late August to late September. The...
Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop
A local man became a sports legend last weekend at the Faith Leech Aquatic Centre, thanks to a breathtaking dive he performed that has...
Dog Drives Owner Home From Pub After Grand Final Win
The man and his best friend were out celebrating Geelong’s Grand Final win over the weekend. Ablett the Labrador, a first-time designated driver, drove his...
Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots
Because why not?? (Sorry, that's all I've got)
Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics
Eight months ago Bendigo Mum Rebecca Laminator bought her kids a Kmart inflatable kiddie pool to escape the heat. Next week she's chasing her...
Hawthorn Announces New Mascots
Hawthorn is ready to unleash their new mascots Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee this weekend when they battle against Melbourne at the MCG. "Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee represent...
Right Up Your Alley: S#!*ty Bowling Launches In Bendigo
Long Gully Bowling Lanes will launch an alternative bowling league for any skill level next week. S#!ty Bowling is the brainchild of proprietor Guy Boyman....
Kangaroo Sets Sights On Anthony Mundine After Enrolling In Boxing Class
A kangaroo has enrolled in a boxing class with big dreams of taking on Anthony Mundine. Benders The Red Kangaroo said (via a translator) "I've...
