New Bendigo Braves import, DeAndre Monroe from the University of Texas is excited to be a celebrity in the Regional City of Bendigo. The 210 centremetre combo forward had a lackluster career at the University of Texas, averaging 4 minutes and 0.8 points per game...
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The world's greatest single adult sporting award has been won by the annoying guy from the Office. "It totally looks like him," said Tim Shaw, 37, of White Hills. The original Office, the one from the UK, not the US version, a lot of people...
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Local Man and home theatre enthusiast John Johnson made plans to ditch his mates at the pub to watch Tim Cahill's last game for Australia tonight and watch the game at home on a far superior screen. Mr Johnson told The Bendigo Standard he spent...
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A Pantomime Horse has taken out this year's Bendigo Cup and Fashions On The Field. Yes both. The move has been nick named "The Dusty" after AFL's Richmond's Dustin Martin won the 2017 Brownlow and Coleman medals in the same year. The winning horse She's The...
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It's the race that stops a regional Victorian municipality, as Bendigo people, desperate for some excuse to get into their finest garments and piss-on like Uni students, watch horses be whipped and forced to run around an oval as entertainment. To help your day, here's...
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“It’s not like it’s Jimmy Barnes, or Meatloaf,” said Barry Jenkins, 37, White Hills. Bendigo residents have expressed mild-delight about the last Saturday in September, with a football-ish style game heralding the start of cricket season. “There’s not much else on the telly,” said Mr...
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"Premiers!" said Troy Butterfield, 45, from Eaglehawk. The AFL Grand Final is on today, but for Mr Butterfield the big game was last week. "Premiers! said Mr Butterfield. Eaglehawk played Strathfieldsaye last weekend in the Bendigo Football league. "Premiers! said Mr Butterfield. And there is...
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Daryl Braithwaite has been announced as this years Bendigo Football League Grand Final entertainment. It has been revealed exclusively to The Bendigo Standard, during The Horses a dozen Pegasus' will be released into the sky at the QEO. The horse-winged creatures have replaced all birds including doves and pigeons after pressure...
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Local man Jeff Gooden announced on social media today he is now going for Richmond. "They used to be crap and now they're not. I used to be a Carlton supporter back in the early 90's. Now look where they are." Mr Gooden said he...
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A woman from Maiden Gully has open the doors to a new Bendigo Yoga Studio that specialises in the ancient art of Chicken Nugget Yoga. Namaste. It's just like regular yoga, with the added element of eating nuggies to increase happiness and spirituality. People hold...
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