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Man Declares ‘Love is Blind,’ Breaks Up with Girlfriend for Having 20/20 Vision

Epsom man Will Hart has declared that "love is blind" and promptly ended his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily Parker, for possessing the seemingly...

Study Finds 99% of Valentine’s Day Cards Are Written by Googling Romantic Phrases

Groundbreaking research conducted by the Eaglehawk Institute of Romance has discovered that 99% of Valentine's Day cards are penned by individuals who shamelessly resort...

Study Reveals Most Successful Valentine’s Day Gifts Are Just Noise-Cancelling Headphones

In a groundbreaking study conducted by The Bendigo Standard that is sure to redefine the meaning of romance, researchers have found that the most...

Year of the Dragon Declared ‘Year of the Mother-in-Law’

In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the "Year...

Your Horoscope – Week Of February 12, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Your energy levels are through the roof, Aries!...

Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park

Long Gully Splash Park can now add "maternity ward" to its impressive list of features. In an incident that can only be described as...

Your Horoscope – Week Of February 5, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 This week, Aries, your energy levels will be...

Couple Have Baby And Don’t Announce It On Facebook

Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos. The daring couple...

Your Horoscope – Week Of January 29, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, your impulsive nature will...

Your Horoscope – Week Of January 22, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Aries (March 21 - April 19): Congratulations, Aries!...

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