Bendi-Life

We've finished off Nan's Pav, unbuttoned our belts and slid down on our seat a little. Use these conversation starters to talk to your family and friends about the true meaning of Christmas and what it means. Which of the lock-down's bought you the most...

"Used to root there. Used to root there. Got a root in that pit. Snogged on behind that bush. So many memories," said Sam Taylor, 34, of Golden Square. Tired of being cooped up all day, Taylor walked up the hill, and the other hill,...

"I could have sworn it was no later than Thursday," said Guy Bush, 32, of Huntly. In a scene familiar to households across the nation, Mr Bush has asked his family for clarity on the day of the week. "It's all been sort of a...

Darling, shotting hand sanitizer straight from the bottle is for hoarders with less class than an ebay sales person who demands pick-up and cash only. No, no, no. We're better than that. Get yourself some out-of-date Kirks Cola or drain some Cola refills at Hungary...

Say goodbye to wrapping cans of Castlemaine Rock around your neck, and toilet paper rolls are so last week, it's time to get with the now, and pasta is very in! We're seeing hoarder's all over the globe sliding macaroni through string to pop around...

As the Australia Government ask people to stop wearing surgical grade face masks to help our hospital workers carry out duties in a safe environment, the Bendigo Standard invites fashionista Travis Dong-Gangle to lend advice on what's next to wear for the breath hole covering...

A local man is celebrating Valentines Day by taking his first solo poo. "I finally got the toilet to myself for the first time after 22 years of marriage," Eaglehawk man Red Cordial said. The father of 5 tweeted the occasion: "Taking a poo without...

Many students leaving high school have never mastered basic life skills so Bendigo TAFE is responding with an adulting course. 'Adulting For Beginners' covers subjects such as changing a tyre, balancing a chequebook, doing the laundry and more. The course began two weeks ago and...

Until Christmas Eve Insensitive Santa, specializing in Central Victoria's worst children, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids on his naughty list with his belt or bundle of birch sticks. Insensitive Santa comes from a military background and spent 20 years...

A new study was released today. Results show 100% of kids who sing that Daddy Finger or Baby Shark song miss Christmas. Kids have been playing the same 3 YouTube videos over and over ad-nausem. Parents everywhere have cancelled their Big W Toy Sale Layby's....