Life & Style
Golden Years, Golden Protection: Condoms for Bendigo Seniors
In a bold move to protect Bendigo’s most vulnerable and surprisingly frisky demographic, Bendigo Community Health Service has announced free condoms for local aged...
New Study Shows That 100% of People Who Exercise Regularly Will Eventually Die
A groundbreaking new study conducted by researchers at La Trobe University has revealed the shocking truth that 100% of individuals who exercise regularly will,...
Local Man a Bendigo 5, But a Long Gully 9
In a case of extreme delusions of grandeur, local Bendigo man, Trent Thompson, has reportedly convinced himself that he is a solid Bendigo 5...
5 Places In Bendigo To Fart Without People Knowing It Was You
Need a place to fart in public? Let us help.
Food Courts
With all the noise and different smells, no one will be able to tell.
Kmart...
Housing Market So Bad, Man Chooses Roof Cavity Dressed As Possum
Renter Sharon Knoll suspected something was up after hearing the unmistakable sound of someone singing John Farnham's You're the Voice while microwaving a Chiko...
Revolutionary New Therapy Involves Screaming Into Mason Jar, Sealing It, Then Handing It to Your Boss
Psychologists have introduced a revolutionary new therapy concept to help employees manage their emotions in a healthy way.
"Repressurised Catharsis" was introduced this week at...
