Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care Homes
In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local...
Study Shows 99% of People Unaware They’re Background Characters in Someone Else’s Life
A recent study by the Institute of Whimsical Observations found that a staggering 99% of individuals are blissfully unaware of their status as background...
Local Man Plans To Contract COVID-19 To Avoid His Own Wedding
In an astonishing display of ingenuity, local man David Thompson has hatched an audacious plan to avoid attending his own wedding by deliberately contracting...
Listing Of The Week! The Ultimate Indoor Retreat!
Welcome to the "Airborne Oasis," where your imagination takes flight! Nestled in a sought-after neighbourhood, this one-of-a-kind, gravity-defying abode offers an experience like no...
Bendigo Man’s Self-Esteem Soars: Believes He’s a Bendigo 5 But A Long Gully 9
In a case of extreme delusions of grandeur, local Bendigo man, Trent Thompson, has reportedly convinced himself that he is a solid Bendigo 5...
Bendigo Brewery Develops Beer That Doubles as Beard Oil
In a stroke of genius with local hipsters stroking their beards in delight, a Bendigo brewery unveiled its latest creation: a beer that doubles...
Your Horoscope – Week Of July 3, 2023
Here's your horoscope for the week.
♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Drama, drama, drama! Your emotions are on a rollercoaster, and everyone around...
Dad Achieves Legendary Status with Classic “Hi Bored, I’m Dad” Joke
In a stroke of comedic genius, local father Garry Jeffers left his family in stitches by pulling out the timeless "Hi Bored, I'm Dad"...
Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”
Local children have reportedly plunged into an abyss of utter boredom already on the first day of their school holidays. Despite having meticulously planned...
Your Horoscope – Week Of June 26, 2023
Here's your horoscope for the week.
♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Cancer, your emotional roller coaster is on full throttle this week. Don't...