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Baby Reveals She’s Too Posh To Have Her First Birthday At Macca’s

Parenting
In a shocking display of toddler entitlement, Bendigo baby Isabella Harcourt-Smythe has reportedly refused to have her first birthday at McDonald's, claiming it's “beneath...

Parents Search For Cheap Activities, Realising ‘Free’ Means ‘Kangaroo Flat Library’

Parenting
Parents across Bendigo have united in a frantic, borderline delusional attempt to find “budget-friendly” holiday activities for their children. What they’ve discovered, however, is...

First Baby Born in Bendigo for 2025 Named Braxleigh-Kayden

Parenting
In a moment of sheer inevitability, Bendigo’s first baby of 2025 was welcomed into the world this morning alongside a name that immediately set...

Kids Declare First Day Of School Holidays A Win After Cleaning Out Fridge

Parenting
The average child consumes enough sugar on the first day of school holidays to power a small city. The Darcy kids just shattered that...

Bendigo Couple Plans Romantic Getaway To Echuca, Settles For Fish And Chips At Lake Weeroona

Relationships
For some couples, a romantic escape is as simple as a paper-wrapped bundle of fried seafood and a serene lakeside view - at least,...

Mum Demands To Know Where You Learnt That Word

Parenting
Studies show the average child hears over 1,000 swear words per year from their parents—a number local mum Kim Dawson seems intent on driving...

Counsellor Outsources Therapy By Asking Couple To Assemble His Flatpack

Relationships
Divorce rates are rising, but one local marriage counsellor has found an unconventional solution: making couples assemble his IKEA furniture. The unconventional approach was first...

Shazza Falls for Braxton’s Sick Burnout In IGA Car Park

Relationships
Shazza has fallen head over heels in the Eaglehawk IGA car park, where the roar of a 1988 VL Commodore and the unmistakable strains...

1 Year-Old Shares Tip That Got Him 40 Homes In 3 Years

Real Estate
In a world where property ownership seems like a distant dream for many, one savvy investor has defied all odds. He has accumulated a...

School Devises Bullshit Rationale For Mt Buller Camp

Parenting
A local High School has unveiled an elaborate and entirely nonsensical rationale for sending its Year 10 students on a week-long camp to Mt...
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