Bendi-Life
Hoarder Fashion: Pasta Necklaces Are In This Year!!!!
Say goodbye to wrapping cans of Castlemaine Rock around your neck, and toilet paper rolls are so last week, it's...
Fashions On The Flu: Are You A The Kelly Gang Member or A Member of The Mouth Mask Mob? Take Our Quiz To Find Out!!
As the Australia Government ask people to stop wearing surgical grade face masks to help our hospital workers carry out...
Local Man Celebrates Valentines Day By Getting The Bathroom To Himself
A local man is celebrating Valentines Day by taking his first solo poo. "I finally got the toilet to myself...
Bendigo TAFE Offers ‘Adulting’ Course
Many students leaving high school have never mastered basic life skills so Bendigo TAFE is responding with an adulting course....
Marketplace Offers ‘Insensitive’ Santa For Kids On His Naughty List
Until Christmas Eve Insensitive Santa, specializing in Central Victoria's worst children, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish...
Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas
A new study was released today. Results show 100% of kids who sing that Daddy Finger or Baby Shark...
Local Man Drowns In His Sleep From His Wife’s Throw Pillows
Marong man Gavin McGronk died in his sleep last night after drowning in his wife's collection of throw pillows. Emergency...
Man Wonders If It’s Dad Shorts Weather Yet
Local Dad of 4 from Eaglehawk has asked his wife if it's time to wear the shorts she got him...
Couple Named Jett and Bec Reckons They Could Do Home Reno’s After Watching The Block
A couple of local The Block fans (or 'blockheads') are planning to undergo their first bathroom renovation just in time...
Kennington Reservoir Parkrunner Names Newborn ‘Kenny Res’
A Parkrun fan has drawn criticism for the first name he has chosen for his recently born son. Jim Res...
