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Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced today that the ring of steel encasing Melbourne is actually a giant egg ring. "Victorians...
Melbournians Urged to Stay The Fork Away From Bendigo
After a handful of Covid-19 cases in Bendigo, a local organisation has urged Melbournians to stay away from Bendigo. Anton...
Moama Man Drives To Dubbo Dan Murphy’s After Being Denied Entry To Echuca
A Moama man has been denied entry into Victoria today under new border controls. Desperate Moama man Callum McCallum was...
Bendigo Airport Offers Fake Flights For Sydney-Starved Tourists
Missing the sights and smells of Sydney during the Coronavirus lockdown? Today, Bendigo Airport and Qantas began offering travellers the...
Local COVID-19 Patients Quarantined On Lake Tom Thumb Island
Bendigo council announced this morning that anyone diagnosed with Covid-19 will be quarantined on that island at Lake Tom Thumb...
Person Goes To Mickey Mouse Hill For The View
"Used to root there. Used to root there. Got a root in that pit. Snogged on behind that bush. So...
Father Of Three Asks, “Is It Wednesday?”
"I could have sworn it was no later than Thursday," said Guy Bush, 32, of Huntly. In a scene familiar...
Hoarder Cocktail Night Recipes: Hand Sanitizer And Cola, And More
Darling, shotting hand sanitizer straight from the bottle is for hoarders with less class than an ebay sales person who...
Hoarder Fashion: Pasta Necklaces Are In This Year!!!!
Say goodbye to wrapping cans of Castlemaine Rock around your neck, and toilet paper rolls are so last week, it's...
Fashions On The Flu: Are You A The Kelly Gang Member or A Member of The Mouth Mask Mob? Take Our Quiz To Find Out!!
As the Australia Government ask people to stop wearing surgical grade face masks to help our hospital workers carry out...
