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Local Bloke Convinced Mate’s Shirt is Straight Outta Tarocash

Eaglehawk man Barry "Bazza" Jeffers has caused his mates ripples of disbelief and confusion by confidently asserting that his friend Dave's shirt is from...

Your Astrological Week Ahead For March 18th, With Astrologer Nick McCar

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the stars predict you'll...

Dad Tells Kids The Animals On Old Bondi Vet Episodes Are Dead Now

Steve Stevenson, a local dad and self-proclaimed bearer of inconvenient truths, dropped a bombshell at the family dinner table last night while his family...

Your Horoscope – Week Of March 11, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the stars predict that...

Your Horoscope – Week Of March 4, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the universe has decided...

Your Horoscope – Week Of February 26, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the stars predict you...

Your Horoscope – Week Of February 19, 2024

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Today, Aries, the stars predict that your impulsive...

Man Declares ‘Love is Blind,’ Breaks Up with Girlfriend for Having 20/20 Vision

Epsom man Will Hart has declared that "love is blind" and promptly ended his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily Parker, for possessing the seemingly...

Study Finds 99% of Valentine’s Day Cards Are Written by Googling Romantic Phrases

Groundbreaking research conducted by the Eaglehawk Institute of Romance has discovered that 99% of Valentine's Day cards are penned by individuals who shamelessly resort...

Study Reveals Most Successful Valentine’s Day Gifts Are Just Noise-Cancelling Headphones

In a groundbreaking study conducted by The Bendigo Standard that is sure to redefine the meaning of romance, researchers have found that the most...

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