Mum Starts OnlyFans To Fund Son’s Obsession With Pokemon Cards
In a bold fusion of maternal devotion and internet entrepreneurship, Eaglehawk mum Traycee Brooker, 34, has launched an OnlyFans account ...
Tag: Parenting
Yes, Your Sibling Is the Favourite Child
A new study released this week by the Institute of Family Dynamics has confirmed what most siblings already knew deep ...
Kid Calls Teacher ‘Mum,’ Now Legally Family
In an unexpected legal twist, local primary school student Timmy Baker accidentally initiated a lifelong commitment when he called his ...
Baby Reveals She’s Too Posh To Have Her First Birthday At Macca’s
In a shocking display of toddler entitlement, Bendigo baby Isabella Harcourt-Smythe has reportedly refused to have her first birthday at ...
Parents Search For Cheap Activities, Realising ‘Free’ Means ‘Kangaroo Flat Library’
Parents across Bendigo have united in a frantic, borderline delusional attempt to find “budget-friendly” holiday activities for their children. What ...
First Baby Born in Bendigo for 2025 Named Braxleigh-Kayden
In a moment of sheer inevitability, Bendigo’s first baby of 2025 was welcomed into the world this morning alongside a ...
Kids Declare First Day Of School Holidays A Win After Cleaning Out Fridge
The average child consumes enough sugar on the first day of school holidays to power a small city. The Darcy ...
Mum Demands To Know Where You Learnt That Word
Studies show the average child hears over 1,000 swear words per year from their parents—a number local mum Kim Dawson ...
Midwife No Longer Impressed By The Miracle Of Birth
Despite the millions of births that happen worldwide each year, one midwife in Bendigo has officially lost all sense of ...
Government To Fix Housing Crisis By Telling Everyone: Move Back In With Your Parents
The federal government has unveiled its latest strategy to tackle the nation's worsening housing crisis: suggesting that everyone move back ...
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