Parenting

Year of the Dragon Declared ‘Year of the Mother-in-Law’

In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the "Year...

New Survey Results Reveal Bendigonians Were Conceived On Mickey Mouse Hill

A surprising new survey has been released today from Latrobe University stating that most Bendigonians were conceived on Mickey Mouse Hill. A survey of 2000...

Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park

Long Gully Splash Park can now add "maternity ward" to its impressive list of features. In an incident that can only be described as...

6-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Cop Nabs Own Parents

Timmy, a 6-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient, riding shotgun with veteran cop Mick McCrann, caught his parents using a phone while driving. The pint-sized officer wasted no...

Couple Have Baby And Don’t Announce It On Facebook

Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos. The daring couple...

Strath Dad Anticipates Another Damn Lynx Africa Gift Set For Christmas

Local dad Gary Jefferies can hardly contain his joy at the imminent arrival of yet another Lynx Africa gift set this Christmas. Gary has allegedly...

Mum Yells Every Other Siblings Name Before Yours

A Bendigo mum and full-time name juggler has once again demonstrated her uncanny ability to shout out the names of all her children except...

“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”

A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been...

Mum Stuns Internet With Photo Of Baby Born With A Tramp Stamp

Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant, named Poppy,...

Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids

Until Christmas Eve, Insensitive Santa, specialising in children on Santa’s naughty list, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids with...

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