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Local Man Chooses Hara-Kiri Over Dealing With Centrelink

In a bold and unexpected move, resident Dave Grimes has opted for the ancient Japanese ritual of hara-kiri rather than navigating Centrelink's labyrinthine bureaucracy....

Mr Whiskers Demands New Scratching Post. Threatens ‘Meowtiny’

Mr Whiskers, a five-year-old feline from Huntly known for his meticulous grooming and disdain for non-premium kibble, has issued an ultimatum to his human,...

Bendigo Council Splashes Out On 100-Foot Tall Rubber Duck For Lake Weeroona

In a bold move to boost local tourism and "make a splash" in the art world, Bendigo Council has announced the purchase of a...

Lisa Chesters’ White Shirt Channels Barbie in Red Jacket Laundry Mishap

Local MP Lisa Chesters' iconic red jacket that has graced the hallowed halls of political power and local cafes found itself in an unexpected...

Dan Andrews Spotted Working At Eaglehawk Recycling Centre

Retired Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has been spotted hard at work at the Eaglehawk Recycling Centre in a stunning turn of events, leaving Bendigo...

Victoria Bans Gas Connections, Opting for Power from Politicians’ Hot Air Instead

The Victorian government has taken a decisive step in its commitment to sustainability by announcing a ban on gas connections for new residential dwellings....

Myer Bendigo Unveils Lisa Chesters’ Red Jacket Line

Myer Bendigo announced they would be the exclusive retailer of Lisa Chesters’ much-anticipated red jacket collection. The MP is famous for her trademark red jackets,...

Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto

Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle. "I look forward to Dennis...

Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Eppalock Ward Candidates

We continue with our last-minute coverage of local candidates. Gerald Shingles I'm 25 and a huge fan of wards. I've been in and out of hospital...

Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Whipstick Ward Candidates

We continue with our last-minute coverage of local candidates. Virginia Bigsnax I was diagnosed at the age of 3 with Benjamin Button syndrome. I may look...

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