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Ice Skating Rink In Mall Unveiled As Metaphor For Crystal Meth

Visitors flocking to Hargreaves Mall for a delightful ice skating experience are in for a chilling surprise. What seems like an innocent ice skating...

Oh Shit! Someone Crapped In The Eaglehawk Slide Again

EAGLEHAWK — In a shocking twist that has left local parents both bewildered and slightly amused, the playground slides at the Eaglehawk Playspace have...

20 Bangers To Play On Your Way To Fight Your Mobile Phone Driving Charge In Court

In the fast-paced world of legal battles, one thing can make or break your case: the perfect soundtrack. As you gear up to fight...

Railway Station Declares Independence, Demands Recognition as Micronation of Eshaylandia

Bendigo Railway Station declared itself an independent micronation today, proudly dubbing its newfound sovereignty "Eshaylandia." The newly self-proclaimed nation has unveiled its flag –...

6-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Cop Nabs Own Parents

Timmy, a 6-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient, riding shotgun with veteran cop Mick McCrann, caught his parents using a phone while driving. The pint-sized officer wasted no...

Kangaroo Flat Man Honoured for Unprecedented Myki Evasion Streak

In a stunning display of anti-establishment audacity, Bendigo's self-proclaimed Myki Maverick, Jakxsen "The Untapped" Evans, celebrated yet another day of living life on the...

Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Doctor Manhattan Told To Chuck Pants On

Bendigo Comic-Con organisers were in a rush to reassure visitors after noted cosplayer William Dangles was arrested by police for public indecency. Arresting officer Andy...

Primary School Wink Murder Game Turns Deadly. Parents Push for “Rock, Paper, Scissors”

What was meant to be a harmless game of Wink Murder at a local primary school quickly spiralled out of control, resulting in a...

New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence

In a groundbreaking legal experiment, the Bendigo Law Courts have unveiled their new mime courtroom. Designed to tackle the city's growing backlog of criminal...

Man Drives Like A Moron Hoping He Ends Up On Highway Patrol

In a desperate attempt to achieve his life-long dream of becoming a TV star, 27-year-old Tim Grimes has been driving like a complete idiot...

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