In the fast-paced world of legal battles, one thing can make or break your case: the perfect soundtrack. As you gear up to fight that pesky mobile phone driving charge in court, make sure you’ve got the tunes that scream, “I may have been texting, but I do it with style!” Here are 20 bangers to play on your way to court – because nothing says ‘innocent’ like a killer playlist.
- “Hang Up the Phone” – Kelly Clarkson
Nothing says remorse like belting out a pop ballad. - “Text Me Maybe” – Carly Rae Jepsen
The courtroom version of the classic hit – lawyer-approved. - “I Fought the Law” – The Clash
An anthem for the rebellious spirit in all of us because fighting the law is so much cooler with a killer guitar riff. - “I Will Survive” – Gloria Gaynor
Show the court that you’re ready to bounce back from this minor setback. - “Free Fallin'” – Tom Petty
Because sometimes, the legal system feels like free fallin’ into chaos. - “Rehab” – Amy Winehouse
You might not be heading to rehab, but your phone habits sure are. - “Can’t Stop the Feeling!” – Justin Timberlake
A reminder that even in the face of legal troubles, you can’t stop the feeling of a catchy beat. - “Don’t Stop Believin'” – Journey
Channel your inner rockstar and convince the court to believe in your innocence. - “On the Road Again” – Willie Nelson
Remind everyone that you’re a free spirit who just happened to be on the road again. - “Distracted” – KSM
An underrated gem that captures the essence of being distracted – perfect for your distracted driving defence. - “Blame It On the Boogie” – The Jacksons
Swap ‘Boogie’ with ‘Bluetooth’ and blame it all on the tech malfunction. - “Hit the Road Jack” – Ray Charles
Let the court know you’re ready to hit the road sans distractions. - “Sorry” – Beyoncé
Apologize to the court, but not too much – maintain that air of mystery. - “Fight for Your Right” – Beastie Boys
Your right to text and drive? Maybe not, but it’s a catchy tune nonetheless. - “I’m Still Standing” – Elton John
A power anthem to let the court know you’re still standing strong. - “No Scrubs” – TLC
Because even in court, you don’t want no scrub judging your driving habits. - “Smooth Criminal” – Michael Jackson
Be the smoothest alleged criminal the courtroom has ever seen. - “Ironic” – Alanis Morissette
A reminder that life’s little ironies sometimes lead to court appearances. - “Cruisin'” – Smokey Robinson
Perfect for creating a mellow vibe in the courtroom – just like your driving style. - “Fighter” – Christina Aguilera
Show the court your fighting spirit, even if it’s against the traffic laws.
Remember, when life hands you a mobile phone driving charge, ensure you have a playlist that can turn the courthouse into your personal stage. Good luck, and may the beats be ever in your favour!
