Bendigo Police are scratching their heads as they investigate the mysterious disappearance of a pair of jumper cables. The report arrived early yesterday morning when a distressed resident realised the leads were missing from their car boot.
After exhaustive investigations involving countless cups of drive-thru coffee and more head-scratching than a lice-infested monkey, Bendigo police remain flabbergasted. “We’ve searched high and low, but those cables have vanished into thin air,” admitted Detective Cox, shaking his head in disbelief.
Locals are advised to lock up their car accessories and remain vigilant. Meanwhile, the culprit remains at large, leaving police feeling more powerless than ever before.