A cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park faces allegations of masterminding an underground emu fight club. Witnesses claim the formidable bird, known for its intimidating presence, has secretly organised and refereed intense emu battles after hours.
Park officials disbelieved the accusations, stating, “We never suspected our seemingly mild-mannered cassowary of harbouring such activities. It’s a real pecking order scandal.”
Authorities are investigating the alleged emu fight club, examining whether feathers were ruffled in these unsanctioned bouts. The cassowary, dubbed “The Beak Baron” by fight club attendees, remains tight-beaked about the accusations.
Meanwhile, emus at the park are said to be in a flap over the scandal, with some demanding stricter regulations on avian athletic competitions. As feathers continue to fly, the ordinarily serene Kyabram Fauna Park finds itself at the centre of an unexpected breakdown in bird relations.
