Food & Drink
Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Locals have finally spilled the space beans on the mysterious alien abduction encounters that have perplexed the town for years. As it turns out,...
Breaking News: Water Discovered to Be the Leading Cause of Drowning
The scientific community announced today that water, the wet and notoriously aquatic substance, is the leading cause of drowning.
The discovery has shocked the scientific...
Local Hipster Claims His Moustache Is a Registered Therapy Animal
Local hipster, Dash Hawthorne, announced yesterday that his moustache, fondly named "Whiskers," is now a registered therapy animal. The 29-year-old coffee enthusiast says he's...
Castlemaine Plans Monumental Hipster Statue
In an audacious attempt to outdo Dadswell's Bridge's beloved Giant Koala, Castlemaine has announced plans for a monumental Hipster statue.
The proposed statue, dubbed "The...
Local Family Attempts Unprecedented 253rd Consecutive Taco Tuesday, Daring to Keep Tradition Alive
The Stewart family from Maiden Gully are daring to host an unprecedented 253rd consecutive Taco Tuesday tonight. Despite concerns from health experts, the Stewarts...
Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch
Bendigo locals claim to have discovered a suspected witch among them. The accused, 34-year-old man Gary Pritchard, committed the heinous crime of refusing to...
Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People
In a groundbreaking study by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled that Bendigo now has more cafés than actual residents. This...
BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean
King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean.
Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had...
Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works
McDonald’s customers were left shocked after discovering the fast food giant’s frozen Coke machine was working properly.
Shaarn Gibbs pulled into the Kangaroo Flat Maccas...
Uber Eats Driver Eats Customer’s Order To Prove Point on Unsanitary Working Conditions
In a bold and courageous demonstration of the unsafe working conditions faced by Uber Eats drivers, local Uber Driver Mark Fraggle, chowed down on...