Food & Drink

Harcourt Applefest Attendees Prefer Samsung Galaxy Harvest

Harcourt Applefest, an annual celebration of all things apple, has taken a bizarre turn as festival-goers expressed an unexpected affinity for the Samsung Galaxy...

Hooters To Descend Upon The Universal

Hooters restaurant has found a new home at the former Universal Nightclub. The restaurant chain purchased the building for an undisclosed sum. Residents are excited and...

Pizza Guy Is Probably High

In a groundbreaking display of unwavering commitment to his craft, local pizza guy Dave "Doughboy" Dobson has achieved unprecedented job satisfaction – or perhaps...

Cinema Patron Wonders How Long Hot Dogs Been Sitting There

Bendigo Cinemas announced today that the former Big Brother star Hot Dogs has taken up residence behind the concession stand. Patrons found themselves contemplating the...

Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”

Weight loss is simple. Eat less, exercise more, and voilà: The pounds melt away. Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. Fortunately, a local man...

Bendigo Health Introduces “Coffee IV Drips” for Caffeine Enthusiasts

Bendigo Health has proudly rolled out its latest wellness venture: the revolutionary "Coffee IV Drips." Who needs traditional methods of caffeine consumption when you...

Eaglehawk Family Angry Only Yellow Zooper Doopers Are Left

An Eaglehawk family are outraged after discovering only yellow Zooper Doopers are left. The parents are questioning how the frozen sugar sticks ran out...

Bendigo Brewery Wins Award for Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet

Bendigo's Hops And Dreams brewery has clinched the prestigious Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet award in a stunning display of linguistic gymnastics. The winning...

Uber Eats Now Allow Users to Raid Their Neighbours’ Fridge

In an astonishing leap towards culinary convenience, Uber Eats is rolling out a revolutionary update that lets users raid their neighbours' fridges from the...

Kangaroo Flat Resident Concerned The New Epsom KFC Might Ruin His Culinary Standards

People of Epsom rejoiced this week after KFC opened its doors. Now, locals can't help but wonder if their KFC is ready for the intense...

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