Studies Show First-Born’s Are Better Drivers Than Their Younger Siblings

A new study released this week has shown that first-borns are safer drivers than their siblings.

A year-long investigation by The Bendigo Standard shows younger siblings are more likely to drive like idiots and not know how to drive a manual.

They are most likely to be holding a frozen drink in one hand, makeup in the other whilst screaming Daryl Braithwaite’s The Horses in a tone-deaf carpool karaoke with friends.

Statistically, they are also crap at basics such as reverse parking and letting other people not hear the music in their car.

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