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Midwife No Longer Impressed By The Miracle Of Birth

Despite the millions of births that happen worldwide each year, one midwife in Bendigo has officially lost all sense of wonder over the process....

Family Never Planned To Attend Baby’s Stupid Birthday Despite Clicking ‘Going’

The era of the meaningless RSVP has officially arrived, and the Hendersons are its poster family. The Henderson family from Strathfieldsaye admits they never actually...

For a Town Overflowing with Massage Parlours, Everybody Really Seems Pissed Off

The air is thick with the scent of lavender and eucalyptus, yet the strained faces of locals tell a different story. Despite the abundance...

Historic Gillies Pie Factory Restored To Its Original Abandoned State

In a monumental achievement for Bendigo, the historic Gillies Pie Factory has been meticulously restored to its original 'abandoned' state, a condition cherished by...

E-Scooter So Depressed It Throws Itself Into Lake Weeroona

On average, one e-scooter takes its own life by driving into a body of water every 37 hours. Last night, Scootie the E-Scooter became...

Local Man Chooses Hara-Kiri Over Dealing With Centrelink

In a bold and unexpected move, resident Dave Grimes has opted for the ancient Japanese ritual of hara-kiri rather than navigating Centrelink's labyrinthine bureaucracy....

Howard Street Intersection To Be ‘Slightly Less Inconvenient’ By 2030

The City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking plan to make the notorious Howard Street intersection "slightly less inconvenient" by 2030.  City officials dubbed...

Mine Launches Mime Tour: Watch Mimes ‘Strike Gold’ Without Talking

Central Deborah Gold Mine has launched its new "Mime Tour." The tour aims to provide an immersive experience of the lives of 19th-century miners.

Council Celebrates 50 Glorious Years of Ignoring Public Feedback

The unprecedented streak, which city officials have described as "a testament to the unwavering consistency of our selective hearing," marks a half-century of upholding the tradition of meticulously disregarding the voices of its residents.

Office-Wide Manhunt Launched for Monster Who Didn’t Refill The Assorted Creams

A local IT firm has launched an all-out investigation to track down the twisted individual who dared to leave a jar empty in the...

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