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Man Drives Car to Work

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In what many would consider a routine occurrence, local man Steve Thompson drove his car to work this morning. Thompson left his house promptly...

Grass in Rosalind Park Flourishes After Recent Rains

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Following a period of steady rainfall, the grass in Rosalind Park has been growing at a noticeable rate, much to the appreciation of local...

‘I Should Get Into That,’ Says Man Who Will Absolutely Not Get Into That

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Local man Kyle McDonald, 32, has declared his intention to start learning the ukulele after hearing a Vance Joy's Riptide in Colesworth during a...

Entrepreneur Unveils Bold Plan for Bendigo Monorail

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A fast-talking entrepreneur has arrived in Bendigo, promising a world-class monorail system that will finally put the city "on the map". Dressed in a sharp...

Dahlia & Arts Festival Plunges Into Chaos as Inflatable T-Rex Breaks Loose

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In what was meant to be a quaint celebration of community spirit, the annual Dahlia & Arts Festival parade took an unexpected turn when...

Meatstock’s Dad Bod Contest Draws Record Number of Applicants, All Named Jeff

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Meatstock's Dad Bod Contest has shattered records this year, attracting an unprecedented number of applicants—all named Jeff. With thousands flocking to the festival grounds for...

Early Bird Uses Beach Cabana To Secure Easter Parade Viewing Spot

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Local man Jim Wallace has elevated the concept of “saving a spot” to unparalleled heights by setting up a full-sized beach cabana on Pall...

Rosalind Park Bats Demand Relocation of Bendigo Humans

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In a surprising turn of events, the notoriously elusive bats of Rosalind Park have issued a formal demand for the relocation of Bendigo's human...

Ballarat Locals Excited For Summer As Temperature Soars To A Balmy 12 Degrees

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BALLARAT – Excitement is in the air as Ballarat residents dust off their board shorts and thongs after the city's temperature skyrocketed to a...

Huntly Residents Reassured Their Water Is Still Less Shit Than The Yarra

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Huntly residents have been reassured that while their tap water may resemble a strong Earl Grey, it remains "technically less shit" than Melbourne's Yarra...
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