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Food Left In School Bag Over The Christmas Holidays Creates New Colony

School is back this week, but not all news is good for one parent. The mother of a 13-year-old boy has discovered a colony of...

Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”

Weight loss is simple. Eat less, exercise more, and voilà: The pounds melt away. Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. Fortunately, a local man...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care Homes

In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local...

Local Man Contracts COVID-19 To Avoid His Own Wedding

In an astonishing display of ingenuity, local man David Thompson has hatched an audacious plan to avoid attending his own wedding by deliberately contracting...

Bendigo Bank Rolls Out Man Flu Leave

Bendigo Bank has announced the introduction of a revolutionary new Man Flu leave policy exclusively designed for male employees. According to the bank's HR department,...

5-Year-Old Goes To The Hostabul To Get Tonsils Wemoved

Plucky 5-year-old Timmy Thompson marched into Bendigo Health to have his tonsils removed, but post-surgery, he had a startling request: he wanted them reinstalled. "I...

Local Vegan Cafe Sells Grass Clippings As Lemongrass

The results of a survey conducted by The Bendigo Standard this week discovered that no one could tell the difference between lemongrass and grass...

Vaping Now An Epidemic Among Kindergarteners

Australian teachers and staff told The Bendigo Standard that vaping is increasing among Kindergarten students Teachers like Mrs French have found it alarming. "Two kids were...

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