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Dad Tells Kids The Animals On Old Bondi Vet Episodes Are Dead Now

Parenting
Steve Stevenson, a local dad and self-proclaimed bearer of inconvenient truths, dropped a bombshell at the family dinner table last night while his family...

Year of the Dragon Declared ‘Year of the Mother-in-Law’

Parenting
In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the "Year...

Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park

Parenting
Long Gully Splash Park can now add "maternity ward" to its impressive list of features. In an incident that can only be described as...

Couple Have Baby And Don’t Announce It On Facebook

Parenting
Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos. The daring couple...

Strath Dad Anticipates Another Damn Lynx Africa Gift Set For Christmas

Parenting
Local dad Gary Jefferies can hardly contain his joy at the imminent arrival of yet another Lynx Africa gift set this Christmas. Gary has allegedly...

Mum Yells Every Other Siblings Name Before Yours

Parenting
A Bendigo mum and full-time name juggler has once again demonstrated her uncanny ability to shout out the names of all her children except...

“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”

Parenting
A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been...

Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids

Parenting
Until Christmas Eve, Insensitive Santa, specialising in children on Santa’s naughty list, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids with...

Dad Achieves Legendary Status with Classic “Hi Bored, I’m Dad” Joke

Parenting
In a stroke of comedic genius, local father Garry Jeffers left his family in stitches by pulling out the timeless "Hi Bored, I'm Dad"...

Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”

Parenting
Local children have reportedly plunged into an abyss of utter boredom already on the first day of their school holidays. Despite having meticulously planned...
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