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Parents Search For Cheap Activities, Realising ‘Free’ Means ‘Kangaroo Flat Library’

Parenting
Parents across Bendigo have united in a frantic, borderline delusional attempt to find “budget-friendly” holiday activities for their children. What they’ve discovered, however, is...

First Baby Born in Bendigo for 2025 Named Braxleigh-Kayden

Parenting
In a moment of sheer inevitability, Bendigo’s first baby of 2025 was welcomed into the world this morning alongside a name that immediately set...

Kids Declare First Day Of School Holidays A Win After Cleaning Out Fridge

Parenting
The average child consumes enough sugar on the first day of school holidays to power a small city. The Darcy kids just shattered that...

Mum Demands To Know Where You Learnt That Word

Parenting
Studies show the average child hears over 1,000 swear words per year from their parents—a number local mum Kim Dawson seems intent on driving...

School Devises Bullshit Rationale For Mt Buller Camp

Parenting
A local High School has unveiled an elaborate and entirely nonsensical rationale for sending its Year 10 students on a week-long camp to Mt...

Mum Stuns Internet With Photo Of Baby Born With A Tramp Stamp

Parenting
Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant is believed...

Dad Tells Kids The Animals On Old Bondi Vet Episodes Are Dead Now

Parenting
Steve Stevenson, a local dad and self-proclaimed bearer of inconvenient truths, dropped a bombshell at the family dinner table last night while his family...

Year of the Dragon Declared ‘Year of the Mother-in-Law’

Parenting
In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the "Year...

Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park

Parenting
Long Gully Splash Park can now add "maternity ward" to its impressive list of features. In an incident that can only be described as...

Couple Have Baby And Don’t Announce It On Facebook

Parenting
Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos. The daring couple...
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