Dad Achieves Legendary Status with Classic “Hi Bored, I’m Dad” Joke
In a stroke of comedic genius, local father Garry Jeffers left his family in stitches by pulling out the timeless "Hi Bored, I'm Dad"...
Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”
Local children have reportedly plunged into an abyss of utter boredom already on the first day of their school holidays. Despite having meticulously planned...
Jenny’s ELC Introduces New Cage Fighting Curriculum
In a bold move to keep up with the ever-evolving world of early childhood education, Jenny's Early Learning Centre has proudly announced the introduction...
Blissfully Ignorant Parents-to-Be Fantasize About The Magical World of Parenthood
Expectant parents, Jennay and Tom Thompson, have recently been spotted frolicking in their world of whimsical fantasies, basking in the glow of their naiveté....
V/Line Unveils “Awkward Silence” Carriage for Dad Joke Aficionados
V/Line has announced a groundbreaking new train carriage. Designed for dads who love telling cringeworthy jokes, the "Awkward Silence" carriage promises a unique experience.
Starting...
Mum Swaps Son’s Room for Grandma; Kid’s World Crumbles
A local mother ordered her son, Jarod, to vacate his room to visit Grandma Ethel. The 7-year-old was reportedly stunned by the request, as...
Dad & Son Dodgem Duo Ready to Chuck Some Doughies at The Easter Festival
A local father and son duo is reportedly preparing to chuck some doughnuts at this year's Bendigo Easter Fair after months of rigorous training...
5-Year-Old Goes To The Hostabul To Get Tonsils Wemoved
Plucky 5-year-old Timmy Thompson marched into Bendigo Health to have his tonsils removed, but post-surgery, he had a startling request: he wanted them reinstalled.
"I...
Entire Family Admits They Hate Newborn’s Stupid Name
Maiden Gully couple Nathan and Susan Edwards admitted to despising the name of their niece.
According to the parents, Mario and Shelley Lenovo, they have...
Year 12 Student’s Daughter Starts Year 7
Becoming a parent can have a transformative impact on many young people, which is no different for Year 12 student Shannon Budgie.
"I can't believe...