• About
  • Contact
  • Support
Wednesday, June 25, 2025
The Bendigo Standard
  • News
  • Food & Drink
  • Life & Style
  • Politics
  • Law & Order
  • Opinion
  • Sport
No Result
View All Result
  • News
  • Food & Drink
  • Life & Style
  • Politics
  • Law & Order
  • Opinion
  • Sport
No Result
View All Result
The Bendigo Standard
No Result
View All Result
Home Food & Drink

BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean

16 March 2023
in Food & Drink, News
BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean

King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean.

Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had traded in his villainous ways to become a barista at Bowser Bean. However, after a thorough investigation, it has been confirmed that this is not the case.

In a press conference held at his castle in the Mushroom Kingdom, King Bowser stated that he had received numerous inquiries about his supposed involvement with Bowser Bean after it expanded to the Kingdom.

“I want to clarify that I am not affiliated with Bowser Bean in any way, and I am the king of the Koopa Kingdom, not a barista,” he said.

While the news may disappoint some, it is safe to say that King Bowser’s reign over the Mushroom Kingdom will continue without any coffee-making distractions.

ShareShareShareShareTweetSendSend
Previous Post

Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works

Next Post

Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail

Related Articles

Bendigo Café Charges Extra If You Pronounce ‘Croissant’ In A Wanky Way
Food & Drink

Bendigo Café Charges Extra If You Pronounce ‘Croissant’ In A Wanky Way

Huntly Residents Reassured Their Water Is Still Less Shit Than The Yarra
News

Huntly Residents Reassured Their Water Is Still Less Shit Than The Yarra

Delivery Driver Stops For Dimmies And A Big M While Customer Starves To Death
Food & Drink

Delivery Driver Stops For Dimmies And A Big M While Customer Starves To Death

Food Left In School Bag Over The Christmas Holidays Creates New Colony
Food & Drink

Food Left In School Bag Over The Christmas Holidays Creates New Colony

Water You Waiting For? Bendigo Creek Beer Hits The Market
Food & Drink

Water You Waiting For? Bendigo Creek Beer Hits The Market

NASA Announces Plan To Send Elon Musk To Mars And Just Leave Him There
Science & Technology

NASA Announces Plan To Send Elon Musk To Mars And Just Leave Him There

Please login to join discussion

GET OUR WEEKLY NEWSLETTER

This Just In

  • Echuca Bloke Thinks He Invented Camping After Buying $13 Kmart Tent
  • Your Horoscope With Mystic Shazza – Week Of June 23
  • Bloke Called Young Fella at RSL
  • Groovin the Moo Glitter Still Haunts Raver Like a Sparkly Horcrux
  • Eaglehawk Family Actually Live in California Gully
  • Man Pretty Sure Tenth Speeding Fine Will Finally Be the One That Makes Him Slow Down
  • Man Proudly Shows Off Southern Cross Station Tattoo
  • The Bendigo Standard Sits Down For An Interview With The Talking Tram
  • Emergency Services Called After Red Cordial Party Gets Out of Hand
  • Emergency Department Offers Express ‘Just Tell Me I’m Dying’ Lane for Hypocondriacs
The Bendigo Standard

The Bendigo Standard is a publication delivering news, commentary, and cultural insight from the heart of Central Victoria. We tell the stories that capture the spirit of the region.

SECTIONS

  • News
  • Food & Drink
  • Life & Style
  • Politics
  • Law & Order
  • Opinion
  • Sport

EXPLORE

  • About
  • Contact
  • Support

Recent Posts

  • Echuca Bloke Thinks He Invented Camping After Buying $13 Kmart Tent
  • Your Horoscope With Mystic Shazza – Week Of June 23
  • Bloke Called Young Fella at RSL
  • Groovin the Moo Glitter Still Haunts Raver Like a Sparkly Horcrux

© The Bendigo Standard

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Forgotten Password?

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

Log In
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • News
  • Food & Drink
  • Life & Style
  • Law & Order
  • Politics
  • Sport
  • About
  • Contact
  • Support

© The Bendigo Standard

Are you sure want to unlock this post?
Unlock left : 0
Are you sure want to cancel subscription?