Members of Anytime Fitness at Lansell Square are exercising their dismay as they find themselves surrounded by the irresistible allure of Daniel’s Donuts, conveniently located a dumbbell’s throw away.
The aroma wafting from Daniel Donuts has become a siren song for unsuspecting gym-goers, luring them away from treadmills and into the calorie-laden clutches of temptation.
“It’s like Daniel strategically placed his doughnut shop to test our commitment to burpees and bicep curls.”
One disgruntled gym member, Kanye Liftbro, quipped, “I thought I joined Anytime Fitness, not ‘Anytime I Can Grab a Doughnut’.”
While personal responsibility remains as distant as a cheat day for some, others demand relocation of Daniels Donuts, suggesting it be launched into space on a SpaceX Falcon 9.
The gym management will offer noseplugs as part of their membership perks.
