Fyre Fest Producers To Run For US Presidency

Step back Kanye West and running mate Snoop Dogg.

Hold the phone Missy Elliott and M.I.A.

Join the queue Jazz Jeff and Kie$ha.

The big run for the 2020 US elections is the team responsible for the best music festival ever.

“Fyre Fest showed that we can improve America no end,” said Mr Dipshit.

Can’t argue with that.

“Rich people living in tent with minimum food and no live music,” said Mr Dipshit. “That’s exactly the present America needs. And we need it now.”

Look out 2021.

Things are looking up.

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