Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto

Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle.

“I look forward to Dennis Denuto spearheading the legal effort to defend OUR RIGHT to free and fair elections!” Mr Trump said.

Mr Denuto is the second sweaty legal expert Donald Trump hired after Rudy Giuliani seen sweating hair dye during a press conference.

“It’s the vibe of the American election” Mr Denuto said.

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