The results of a survey conducted by The Bendigo Standard this week discovered that no one can tell the difference between lemongrass and grass clippings.
“It’s actually the healthiest way to experience vegan food and it’s guilt-free” local vegan cafe owner Lambo Malt said.
“I didn’t even know it was the same thing,” a local vegan enthusiast said.
“It looks like it’s come out of my grass catcher. I personally wouldn’t even classify it as food” said one customer.
“This new type of lemongrass will go really well with my orange smoothie,” another customer said. “It’s yummy.”