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Mr Whiskers Demands New Scratching Post. Threatens ‘Meowtiny’

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Mr Whiskers, a five-year-old feline from Huntly known for his meticulous grooming and disdain for non-premium kibble, has issued an ultimatum to his human,...

Bendigo Council Splashes Out On 100-Foot Tall Rubber Duck For Lake Weeroona

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In a bold move to boost local tourism and "make a splash" in the art world, Bendigo Council has announced the purchase of a...

Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?

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In a move that has left locals Googling the distance between Bendigo and Portugal, Mayor Andrea Metcalf is set to jet off to Braga...

Council to Fix Potholes by Removing All Roads

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City of Greater Bendigo has declared an audacious plan to eliminate the problem altogether: removing all the roads. Mayor Andrea Metcalf announced the radical...

Council Turns Potholes Into 5000 New Swimming Pools

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Bendigo City Council announced yesterday its ingenious solution to the city's notorious pothole problem: turning them into 5000 new swimming pools. "We realised that fixing...

Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money

Politics
Local ratepayer Gary Farke can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates how his city council will waste his pay. "It's like Christmas come early!"...

Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist

Politics
Bendigo City Council has announced that it will rename the suburb of Huntly "Moist." "We are excited to announce that we are changing the name...

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting

Politics
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was reportedly invited to attend the meeting as a representative of the local business community. As soon as the meeting...

Council Requires Every Driver To Flip The Bird At Intersections

Politics
In a bold new measure to reduce road rage and increase camaraderie among drivers, the City of Greater Bendigo has passed a law requiring...

U.S. wants to deepen relations with Taiwan amid rising tensions with China

Politics
A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I...
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