Politics
Councillors Fail To Pivot While Carrying Couch Up GovHub Stairwell
Visitors to the GovHub were treated to an unusual spectacle this week when City of Greater Bendigo councillors became temporarily stuck in a stairwell...
Jacinta From Bendigo Announces Budget Surplus After Finding $2.60 in Parliamentry Couch
In what treasury officials are calling “an unprecedented fiscal turnaround,” Jacinta from Bendigo announced a surprise state budget surplus, thanks to the discovery of...
Jacinta Allan Holds Press Conference to Announce Latest Plan for Press Conferences
Premier Jacinta Allan today held a press conference to outline her vision for holding more press conferences.
"We are committed to holding more regular and...
Poo Protest Hits Jacinta Allan’s Office. Richmond Fans Smell Flag
In a pungent protest echoing history, cow manure was dumped outside Premier Jacinta Allan’s office this week. Allan slammed the act as “disgraceful,” but...
Council Yells at Mall to “Apply Itself” Like a Year 10 Student Failing PE
In a bold new move to revitalise the city's heart, our local council has unveiled its latest plan to invigorate Hargreaves Mall by guilt-tripping it like a disappointed parent.
“Holy Shit! That Was Close” Says Chesters
Still visibly sweating despite the brisk Central Victorian autumn, long-serving Labor MP Lisa Chesters has emerged from the electoral bloodbath gasping, “holy shit, that...
