The plan, which Jacinta from Bendigo described as transformative, visionary, and unlike anything Victoria has seen before, has never been seen before.
"This is a new plan," Allan
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in entrepreneurship and charity.
“My daughter went
In what treasury officials are calling “an unprecedented fiscal turnaround,” Jacinta from Bendigo announced a surprise state budget surplus, thanks to the discovery of $2.60 in loose change between
Premier Jacinta Allan today held a press conference to outline her vision for holding more press conferences.
"We are committed to holding more regular and meaningful press conferences about
In a pungent protest echoing history, cow manure was dumped outside Premier Jacinta Allan’s office this week. Allan slammed the act as “disgraceful,” but footy fans saw something deeper:
In a bold new move to revitalise the city's heart, our local council has unveiled its latest plan to invigorate Hargreaves Mall by guilt-tripping it like a disappointed parent.
Still visibly sweating despite the brisk Central Victorian autumn, long-serving Labor MP Lisa Chesters has emerged from the electoral bloodbath gasping, “holy shit, that was close,” after clinging to victory
The federal government has unveiled its latest strategy to tackle the nation's worsening housing crisis: suggesting that everyone move back in with their parents.
The plan, which was
According to a leaked memo obtained by The Bendigo Standard, Bendigo residents have learned that the council's flood prevention strategy consists solely of "thoughts, prayers, and a
The unprecedented streak, which city officials have described as "a testament to the unwavering consistency of our selective hearing," marks a half-century of upholding the tradition of meticulously disregarding the voices of its residents.
HEAVEN—In an unexpected celestial upset, beloved Bendigo Mayor Rod Fyffe triumphed over Saint Peter to become Heaven’s new mayor. Fyffe, whose recent passing left Bendigo in mourning, wasted
