Local Swingers Misinterpret Bendigo Swap Meet

Local group sex enthusiasts were left confused this weekend after a misunderstanding involving the Bendigo Swap Meet.

“This is not what I had in mind at all” said White Hills resident Darren Fitzharry. “There’s all these cars around, but I’m struggling to find the bowl with the keys in it. And the Show and Shine was definitely not what I was expecting.”

However, Darren did report having some success later in the day. “I eventually managed to trade a set of keys: one bloke went home with my wife, and I went home with his 1986 Toyota Corona. It’s all been very educational, although my questions about crankshaft handling and muffler polishing didn’t get the answers I was expecting.”

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