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Showgrounds Market Vendor Totally Claims She Invented The Bucket Hat, Like, For Real
Your Horoscope – Week Of May 12, 2025
“Holy Shit! That Was Close” Says Chesters
Halls Gap Zoo Celebrates First Successful Mating of Two Taxidermy Koalas
Louis Theroux Praised For Documentary “Bendigo: Eshays Without Limits”
Fire Pit Lets Out White Smoke. Damo From Eaglehawk Becomes New Pope
Bendigo Café Charges Extra If You Pronounce ‘Croissant’ In A Wanky Way
Local Legend Hasn’t Tapped On Since The Killers Rocked the ‘G’
Scientists Confirm Most Common Easter Phrase in Bendigo Is “Where The Fk Do I Park?”
Yes, Your Sibling Is the Favourite Child
Qantas Debuts “Way of the Cross” on Bendigo–Sydney Flights
‘I Should Get Into That,’ Says Man Who Will Absolutely Not Get Into That
Entrepreneur Unveils Bold Plan for Bendigo Monorail
Dahlia & Arts Festival Plunges Into Chaos as Inflatable T-Rex Breaks Loose
Meatstock’s Dad Bod Contest Draws Record Number of Applicants, All Named Jeff
Richmond Fans Begin Lining Up for Grand Final Tickets After Round 1 Victory
Teens To Compete In Hunger Games: Because Beating Up Security Guard Not Enough Of A Challenge
Bendigo Measles Outbreak Blamed On 5G Towers: ‘It’s Clearly The Only Logical Explanation,’ Say Locals
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 3, 2025
Early Bird Uses Beach Cabana To Secure Easter Parade Viewing Spot
Liam Neeson Set To Obliterate Castlemaine In New Action Flick
Rosalind Park Bats Demand Relocation of Bendigo Humans
Your Horoscope – Week Of Feburary 17, 2025
Ballarat Locals Excited For Summer As Temperature Soars To A Balmy 12 Degrees
Huntly Residents Reassured Their Water Is Still Less Shit Than The Yarra
Pet Goldfish Proudly Displays Record-Breaking Four Second Memory
Your Horoscope – Week Of Feburary 10, 2025
Trump Announces Bold Plan To Take Over The Capital
Swamp Ass Hits Critical Mass
Kid Calls Teacher ‘Mum,’ Now Legally Family
Former Municipal Baths Upgraded to Premium ‘Looking at Water’ Facility
Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90s Kids Show
Delivery Driver Stops For Dimmies And A Big M While Customer Starves To Death
Your Horoscope – Week Of Feburary 3, 2025
Food Left In School Bag Over The Christmas Holidays Creates New Colony
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 20, 2025
Bendigo Rugby League Club To Add Beer To Half-Time Oranges For ‘Authentic’ Experience
Water You Waiting For? Bendigo Creek Beer Hits The Market
NASA Announces Plan To Send Elon Musk To Mars And Just Leave Him There
Whole Town Heads to Australian Open, Leaves One Guy Behind To ‘Hold The Fort’
Macca’s Goes Big This Australia Day With The McVegemite Shake
Long Gully Hoons Revolutionise Charity With Sick Skids for Sick Kids
Bendigo Man Proudly Declares: ‘I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie!’
This Woman Didn’t Take Her Husband’s Last Name Cause He Doesn’t Exist
City Launches $4.5M Pothole Sponsorship, Locals Pick Their Favourite Hole
Heroic Reverse Parallel Park Stuns Café Crowd
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 13, 2025
Baby Reveals She’s Too Posh To Have Her First Birthday At Macca’s
Bloke Walking Straight Into Spiderweb Looks Like A Massive Dickhead
Man Still Emotionally Scarred By The Death Of Artax In The NeverEnding Story
High Street Massage Parlour Now Offering ‘The Best Happy Ending in Victoria… Probably’
Hoobee Tubee Shut Down After Dad Gets Stuck Like A Human Watermelon
Couple Buys Caravan, Immediately Becomes Experts On Every Campsite In Victoria
Parents Search For Cheap Activities, Realising ‘Free’ Means ‘Kangaroo Flat Library’
Bendigo Couple Rings In 2025 Watching Sydney Fireworks On TV, Declaring It ‘Good Enough’
First Baby Born in Bendigo for 2025 Named Braxleigh-Kayden
Toadie To Star In Law & Order: Bendigo
Abandoned E-Scooters Demand Their Own Pixar Film
Kids Declare First Day Of School Holidays A Win After Cleaning Out Fridge
Influencer Posts 30th Photo of Sacred Heart Cathedral, Gains Two New Followers
Bendigo Couple Plans Romantic Getaway To Echuca, Settles For Fish And Chips At Lake Weeroona
Mum Demands To Know Where You Learnt That Word
Historian Learns Miners Stashed Gold Nuggets In Their Butts During Gold Rush
Butts, Butts, Butts! A Day In The Life of a Smoker
Universe Expanding Solely To Avoid Awkward Small Talk
Midwife No Longer Impressed By The Miracle Of Birth
Bendigo Coffee Shops Replace The Flat White With The ‘Flat Caucasian’
Counsellor Outsources Therapy By Asking Couple To Assemble His Flatpack
Family Never Planned To Attend Baby’s Stupid Birthday Despite Clicking ‘Going’
For a Town Overflowing with Massage Parlours, Everybody Really Seems Pissed Off
Government To Fix Housing Crisis By Telling Everyone: Move Back In With Your Parents
Historic Gillies Pie Factory Restored To Its Original Abandoned State
Bendigo Braces for Hipster Invasion At Beer Festival
Hargreaves Mall Named Best Place For Doing Coke
Shazza Falls for Braxton’s Sick Burnout In IGA Car Park
E-Scooter So Depressed It Throws Itself Into Lake Weeroona
Oasis Reunion Tour Announced In Alternate Universe Where Gallaghers Get Along
1 Year-Old Shares Tip That Got Him 40 Homes In 3 Years
Bendigo Theatre Company Announce Production of 50 Shades Of Grey
Bendigo Overtakes Mount Thomas As The Crime Capital of Victoria
Council’s Flood Plan: ‘Thoughts, Prayers, and One Really Big Umbrella’
Fountain To Flow With Beer For 10th Anniversary Of Bendigo On The Hop
Local Man Chooses Hara-Kiri Over Dealing With Centrelink
Howard Street Intersection To Be ‘Slightly Less Inconvenient’ By 2030
Mine Launches Mime Tour: Watch Mimes ‘Strike Gold’ Without Talking
Council Celebrates 50 Glorious Years of Ignoring Public Feedback
Office-Wide Manhunt Launched for Monster Who Didn’t Refill The Assorted Creams
Shitbox Makes It To Maldon and Back
Melbourne’s Weather Forecast: Four Seasons in a Day, Just Like Every Other Day
REM Fan Seen In The Spotlight, Losing Their Religion
Opinion: Cash Is King? Get With the 21st Century, Dinosaurs!
Airport Bus Insists It’s Just a Bus, Not An Airport
Delusional Agent Declares 300 sqm Block “Exceptional”
Rod Fyffe Beats Saint Peter In Race To Become Heaven’s New Mayor
Locals Compare Bendigo Creek Smell to Paris’ Seine River: “It’s Practically the Same!”
Corporate Drone Threatens to Spoil ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ to Get Raise
Opinion: Should Bendigo Phase Out Petting Zoos? A Sheep’s Take on the Controversy
Tourist Confuses Bendigo with Ballarat
School Devises Bullshit Rationale For Mt Buller Camp
Bendigo Man Perfects The Art of Pretending to Understand NRL
Mum Stuns Internet With Photo Of Baby Born With A Tramp Stamp
Bendigo’s Newest Café Proudly Serves Coffee That’s Almost as Good as Melbourne’s
Man Shocked to Learn YouTube Tutorial Did Not Prepare Him for Vasectomy
Tradie Finishes Reno on Time. Homeowner Suspects Witchcraft
Vegan Butcher Opens, Confusing Locals Who Thought Meat Came from Farms
Bendigo Health Unveils DIY Surgery Kits to Cut Wait Times. “Scalpel, Please, Honey!”
Geologists Confirm Hanging Rock Is Actually Too Introverted To Hang Out
Study: 87% Who Say ‘Just a Quick Nap’ End Up Time-Travelling to Next Day
Bendigo Ranks #1 in Meth; Locals Not Sure Whether to Celebrate or Apologise
Guy Really Into Trains Does Not Have Autism
Grown Adult Still Pees At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down
Eaglehawk Fashionista Confident Her Uggs Look Great With Every Outfit
Mr Whiskers Demands New Scratching Post. Threatens ‘Meowtiny’
Bendigo Man Charges His Tesla With The Power of Greyskull
Ice Skating Rink In Mall Unveiled As Metaphor For Crystal Meth
Local Hero Donates 2 Appendixes
Sexyland Announces Grand Opening in Bendigo
High Street Massage Parlours Definitely Not Suspicious At All
Centrelink to Open a Macca’s: Get Benefits and Big Macs in One Convenient Outburst
Porking Banned At Melville Caves
Local Hero Out of Durries To Give To Needy Stranger. Starts GoFundMe
Bendigo Council Splashes Out On 100-Foot Tall Rubber Duck For Lake Weeroona
Man Achieves Lifetime Dream Of Being Told To ‘Go to Hell’ By A Quokka
Emu Masterminds Cassowary Fight Club
Scientists Confirm Time Moves Slowly When You’re High
Central Deborah Gold Mine Unveils New Trampoline Park
Oh Shit! Someone Crapped In The Eaglehawk Slide Again
Nudists Declare War on Winter By Wearing Socks Only
Bendigo Coles Replaces Groceries With 5000 Self-Serve Checkouts to Enhance Shopping Experience
E-Scooter Trial: If Scooter Falls In A Lake, Does It Make Sound?
Your Horoscope – Week Of April 2, 2024
Locals Excited for Easter Sunday, Not Because of Religious Significance, But Because Chocolate For Breakfast Is Acceptable
Man Avoids Eye Contact with Charity Collector At The Fountain
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 25, 2024
Local Bloke Convinced Mate’s Shirt is Straight Outta Tarocash
Local Bloke Convinced Mate’s Shirt is Straight Outta Tarocash
Local Sperm Cell Reveals How It Bought It’s First Investment Property
Local Car Thief Shocked to Discover Stolen Vehicle Comes with Unpaid Parking Tickets
Your Astrological Week Ahead For March 18th, With Astrologer Nick McCar
Man Prepares for Meatstock Festival, Vows to Consume Entire Animal Kingdom
Caffeine Catastrophe: Office Riot Erupts as Coffee Machine Takes Unplanned Sick Leave
Dad Tells Kids The Animals On Old Bondi Vet Episodes Are Dead Now
Breaking! Dog Shit Can Go In The Organics Bin
Pizza Hut Sign Elevates Itself To Heritage Status After Graffiti Makeover
Finding A Car Park Underground At Bendigo Marketplace Officially Declared A Blood Sport
Local Man Starting to Think Lost Trades Aren’t Actually Lost
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 11, 2024
Harcourt Applefest Attendees Prefer Maldon Samsung Galaxy Harvest
Bendigo Leads The Push For Gender Equality On International Man Boobs Day
Bendigo International Madison Turns 50: A Half-Century of Spandex, Sweat, and Deep Heat
Bendigo TAFE Unveils Certificate 2 in Car Theft
Citizens Now Required to Roll D20 for Housing Approval
“I’m A Red Posting Box And Mail Makes Me Horny”
Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 4, 2024
Bendigo Ford Fun Run Returns This Sunday Because Walking is Overrated
Lansell Square Gym Buffs Feel The Burn In Epic Battle Against Daniel’s Donuts
Poppet Head Takes Well-Deserved Spa Day; Residents Wonder If It’s Getting Botox
Age-Defying Bendigo Man Declares, “I’m 9!” Throws Leap Year Birthday Bash for 36-Year-Old Self
Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living
The Most Popular Airtasker Job For Each Bendigo Suburb
Man Books Another Flight To Sydney Just To See If He Throws Up This Time
Victory Christian College Proposes Name Change After Melbourne Victory Loss
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 26, 2024
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 26, 2024
Smaug the Dragon Takes Centre Stage as Dai Gum Loong Bows Out at Easter Fair
Collectors Gather at Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair to Prove They Can Still Use Cash
Entire Town Somehow Convinced Lake Weeroona Is Absolutely Not a Giant… You Know, Phallic Symbol or Anything!
Echuca Man Invents World’s First Fully Autonomous Paddlesteamer. Locals Say “It’s Just a Really Lazy Duck”
“I Really Have No F***ing Idea If It’s The Red Bin This Week”
20 Bangers To Play On Your Way To Fight Your Mobile Phone Driving Charge In Court
Hooters To Descend Upon The Universal
This Week in Bendigo History
Local Stops Training For Beach Body To Work On Lake Eppalock Body Instead
Pantomime Horse Put Down After Breaking Leg
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 19, 2024
Taylor Swift Unveils Newest Persona: ‘Ted Swifton,’ Coles Busker
Groovin The Moo Cancelled! Locals Devastated to Miss Out on Annual Opportunity to Pretend They Know Indie Bands
Bendigo Council Ask Taylor Swift Fans To Fix Roads In Exchange For Eras Tickets
Taylor Swift Launches Fragrance Line Inspired by the Scent of Bendigo Creek
Man Declares ‘Love is Blind,’ Breaks Up with Girlfriend for Having 20/20 Vision
Study Finds 99% of Valentine’s Day Cards Are Written by Googling Romantic Phrases
Study Reveals Most Successful Valentine’s Day Gifts Are Just Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Devoted Swifties at The All Seasons Mistake Taylor Swift Tribute Act for the Real Thing
Railway Station Declares Independence, Demands Recognition as Micronation of Eshaylandia
Year of the Dragon Declared ‘Year of the Mother-in-Law’
Triple M Renamed Claude FM Because He’s The Local You Know
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 12, 2024
New Survey Results Reveal Bendigonians Were Conceived On Mickey Mouse Hill
Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park
Council to Fix Potholes by Removing All Roads
6-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Cop Nabs Own Parents
Man Declares Victory in the Correct Way to Pronounce ‘Ulumbarra’
Coles Busker Wins Grammy
Bendigo Residents Brace for Trashpocalypse as Bin Night Goes Fortnightly
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 5, 2024
Pizza Guy Is Probably High
Local Prep Grader Declares Early Retirement, Demands Golden Watch and Pension After Exhausting First Week of School
Flora Hill Man Folds Fitted Sheet
Local Believes ASIO Is Listening in on Birthday Wishes
La Trobe Computer Science Department Creates AI That Feels Guilt, Promptly Apologizes for Existence
Couple Have Baby And Don’t Announce It On Facebook
Creek Street Christian College Promises To Tone Down All The Jesus Talk
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 29, 2024
Housing Gods Demand Unicorn Sacrifice for Renting in Bendigo
Bendigo’s Citizen and Young Citizen of the Year Announced. And Guess What? It’s Not You
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 22, 2024
Lisa Chesters’ White Shirt Channels Barbie in Red Jacket Laundry Mishap
Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall
Maccas’ Chocolate Soft Serve Looks Like A Poo
Bendigo Health Purchases $2M Scanner to Determine Whether Patients are Robots or Just Really Bad at CAPTCHAs
Bendigo’s Sonic Battle Royale: Groovin’ the Moo vs Red Hot Summer—Hipsters vs Rockers!
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 15, 2024
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 8, 2024
City Announces Plans for New Year’s Resolution Deposit Scheme
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 1, 2024
Bendigo Bank Christmas Party Runs Out of Mistletoe; Forced to Settle for Handshakes
Strath Dad Anticipates Another Damn Lynx Africa Gift Set For Christmas
Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”
Outrage as Santa Demands Milk Alternatives for Lactose Intolerant Elves
Mum Yells Every Other Siblings Name Before Yours
“Wallet Wizard? More Like Wallet Muggle” Claims Local
Bendigo Man Attends Office Christmas Party, Still Can’t Remember Colleague’s Name
Local Puts ‘Christ Back Into Christmas’ by Spending A Small Fortune on Gifts
Bendigo Health Introduces “Coffee IV Drips” for Caffeine Enthusiasts
Jane Bunn Predicts Unprecedented 100% Chance of Weather
Eaglehawk Family Angry Only Yellow Zooper Doopers Are Left
Residents Flock to Witness The Opening of An Envelope
45-Year-Old Discovers Age Pension Is Actually 22 Years Away, not 20 Years Away As First Thought
45-Year-Old Discovers Age Pension Is Actually 22 Years Away, not 20 Years Away As First Thought
Wordle today: Here’s The Answer And Hints
45-Year-Old Discovers Age Pension Is 20 Years Away
Rival Gangs of Bin Chickens Engage in Battle Over Botanical Gardens Bins
Housing Crisis Solved! 110,000 People, 1 House, Infinite Awkward Moments
Bendigo Brewery Wins Award for Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet
Local Teacher Turns Hangover Into ‘Heads Down Thumbs Up’ Triumph
Party Planning Committee Book the Least Entertaining DJ in Bendigo
Scientists Make Groundbreaking Discovery: Summer Is Hot
Elf on the Shelf Caught in the Middle of a Festive Swingers Soiree
Uber Eats Now Allow Users to Raid Their Neighbours’ Fridge
“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”
Scientists Discover Earth is Just a Giant Pancake. Flat Earthers Over The Moon
First Trailer for GTA VI: Bendigo Has Just Dropped
Kangaroo Flat Resident Concerned The New Epsom KFC Might Ruin His Culinary Standards
Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids
Exclusive Interview with Santa: He’s Just Claude with Excellent PR
Bendigo’s Housing Market So Bad, Even Ghosts Can’t Afford to Haunt
Kangaroo Flat Man Honoured for Unprecedented Myki Evasion Streak
Dan Andrews Spotted Working At Eaglehawk Recycling Centre
Bendigo’s Oldest Pothole Nominated for State Heritage Listing
Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar
Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar
AFL Suggests Putting Zip Ties On Your Helmet To Prevent Magpie Attacks During Finals
Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Doctor Manhattan Told To Chuck Pants On
Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care Homes
Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Local Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Council’s Sinister Plot: They’re Planting Trees
Study Shows 99% of People Unaware They’re Background Characters in Someone Else’s Life
Local Man Contracts COVID-19 To Avoid His Own Wedding
Primary School Wink Murder Game Turns Deadly. Parents Push for “Rock, Paper, Scissors”
Marong Plans To Move Entire Town 2 Metres To The Left; Feng Shui Master Consulted
Breaking News: Water Discovered to Be the Leading Cause of Drowning
Victoria Bans Gas Connections, Opting for Power from Politicians’ Hot Air Instead
Local Invents Time Machine, Travels to Future. Discovers He Still Has HECS Debt
Listing Of The Week! The Ultimate Indoor Retreat!
Bendigo Man’s Self-Esteem Soars: Believes He’s a Bendigo 5 But A Long Gully 9
Bendigo Brewery Develops Beer That Doubles as Beard Oil
Local Man Claims Yowie Sighting, Turns Out to Be Hairy Neighbour Taking Out the Trash
Your Horoscope – Week Of July 3, 2023
Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads
Dad Achieves Legendary Status with Classic “Hi Bored, I’m Dad” Joke
Castlemaine to Host World’s Most Boring Film Festival
Nation in Crisis as Taylor Swift Tickets Prove Scarcer Than Unicorn Tears
Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”
Your Horoscope – Week Of June 26, 2023
Spider-Man Fan Says He Would Avenge His Uncle’s Death, But Not That Creepy One
Woman Marries Smartphone, Claims It’s the Only One Who Truly Understands Her
Jenny’s ELC Introduces New Cage Fighting Curriculum
Local Hipster Claims His Moustache Is a Registered Therapy Animal
Flying Foxes Turns Rosalind Park into Unexpected Thrill-Seekers’ Playground
Bendigo Churches Insist They Are Nothing Like Hillsong
Man Discovers New Cat Species in Rosalind Park, Turns Out to Be Just a Possum
Bendigo Bank Rolls Out Man Flu Leave
New Study Shows 50% of People Can’t Spill
Council Turns Potholes Into 5000 New Swimming Pools
Bendigo Residents To Vote On Correct Pronunciation Of ‘Mall’
Your Horoscope – Week Of May 22, 2023
Castlemaine Plans Monumental Hipster Statue
Sovereign Hill Historical Reenactor Devastated to Learn That World Has Moved on From Bowler Hats
Local Woman Drops Phone In Lake Weeroona. Turtles Unimpressed by iPhone 14
Your Horoscope – Week Of May 8, 2023
Galactic Empire Celebrates Star Wars Day by Blowing Up Bendigo
Centrelink Hold Music Crushes Caller’s Spirit
Local Woman Is 100% Sure The Discman In Cashies Is Hers
Local Family Attempts Unprecedented 253rd Consecutive Taco Tuesday, Daring to Keep Tradition Alive
Groovin The Moo Unleashes Brown Note, Neighbours Devastated by Uncontrollable Bowel Movements
Unidentified Substance Found in Groovin The Moo’s Water Supply, Turns Out to Be Glitter
Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away
Groovin The Moo Festivalgoer Overdoses on Good Vibes, Taken to Hospital
Groovin The Moo’s Porta-Loos Named Bendigo’s Cleanest Toilets
Groovin The Moo’s “Leave No Trace” Policy Now Includes Emotional Baggage
Man Who Married Horse Saddles Up As Jerry Springer’s Pallbearer
“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers
Amazon Echo Said It Heard Everything, And It’s Telling Mum
Bendigo Pottery Unveils Chic Chamber Pots; Trendsetters Rush to Replace Their Toilets
Study Finds People Who Ride Mobility Scooters Don’t Know Footpaths Actually Exist
Letters To The Editor: Bendigo Creek Stink and The Talking Tram’s Midlife Crisis
Hey Kids! Here’s Some Fun Activities For You
“Groovin the Pew”: Holy Spirits Ignite Christian Music Festival
Your Horoscope – Week Of May 1, 2023
Grandparents Continue The Tradition Of Making Their House Smell Weird
Man Found Living In The Rosalind Park Kaleidoscope, Claims He’s Just Another Reflection
Blissfully Ignorant Parents-to-Be Fantasize About The Magical World of Parenthood
La Trobe’s Bruce Week Rises from the Ashes, Now Named After WIN News Presenter
Tourist Accidentally Books Tickets For Oprah, Not Opera
Your Horoscope – Week Of April 17, 2023
Man Discovers Lost Treasure in Bendigo Creek, Turns Out to Be Shopping Trolley
V/Line Unveils “Awkward Silence” Carriage for Dad Joke Aficionados
V/Line Unveils “Awkward Silence” Carriage for Dad Joke Aficionados
Mum Swaps Son’s Room for Grandma; Kid’s World Crumbles
Coles Implements A Slow Checkout Lane for Those Who Enjoy a Good Chat
Local Dad Wears Socks With Sandals; Secretly Believes He’s A Fashion Icon
Your Horoscope – Week Of April 10, 2023
Local Man Entombed In Fridge On Friday Escapes On Sunday, Surprising Loved Ones
Dog Furious It Can’t Eat Chocolate at Easter, Demands Scientific Proof
Easter Bunny Flees Egg Hunt After Big Poo Is Mistaken for Chocolate Treat!
E-Scooters Given the Go-Ahead; “Oh Shit! We’re All Gonna Die” Says Pedestrian
Dad & Son Dodgem Duo Ready to Chuck Some Doughies at The Easter Festival
Huntly Train Station: Officially the Least Visited Place on Earth
Study Finds 7 Out of 10 Bendigo Dogs Prefer Craft Beer to Tap Water
Sacred Heart Cathedral’s New Stained Glass Window: Jesus Wearing Ugg Boots
Sacred Heart Cathedral’s New Stained Glass Window: Jesus Wearing Ugg Boots
Bendigo’s Gold Mines Contain Chocolate Coins, Claims Local Conspiracy Theorist
Your Horoscope – Week Of April 3, 2023
Bendigo Standard Runs Out of News, Publishes Satirical News Article Instead
Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch
Bible Story Hour Debuts at Bendigo Library With Godly Flair
Smart Fridge Locks Out Owner after 3 am Snack Binge
Huntly Resident Patiently Awaits Vengabus for a Quarter Century
Myer Bendigo Unveils Lisa Chesters’ Red Jacket Line
New Study Shows That 100% of People Who Exercise Regularly Will Eventually Die
Local Man’s Inability to Parallel Park Now Considered a Tourist Attraction
5-Year-Old Goes To The Hostabul To Get Tonsils Wemoved
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 27, 2023
Bendigo Fun Runners Finish Three Weeks Later Due to Excessive Sightseeing
Local Man Excited to Spend Life Savings For Priceless Easter Fair Experience
Shopper Clears 8000th Theft Suspicion By Big W Door Greeter
Bendigo Celebrates Annual “Not Ballarat” Festival
Bendigo’s Potholes Now Officially Classified as Tourist Attractions
Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”
New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence
Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 20, 2023
Qantas’ Bendigo To Sydney Mile High Club Attracts Lovers
Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail
BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean
Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works
I’m The Eaglehawk Cannon And I Want My Balls Back
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 13, 2023
Local Woman Convinced Fitted Sheets Don’t Want Folding
Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change
Your Horoscope – Week Of March 6, 2023
Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money
Locals Disappointed There’s No Hoverboards In The Garden Of The Future
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 27, 2023
Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist
Building Evacuated After Work Colleague Sprays Lynx Africa
Uber Eats Driver Eats Customer’s Order To Prove Point on Unsanitary Working Conditions
Mario Wonders How Luigi Can Afford A Haunted Mansion In Bendigo On A Plumbers Salary
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 20, 2023
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting
Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time
“Toddler Buying Beach Shovel And Bucket Is A Hitman” Says Toyworld Employee
Entire Family Admits They Hate Newborn’s Stupid Name
Local Mum Serves Up A Delicious Serving Of Air From The Air Fryer
Man Announces To The Missus The Pan Is Still Soaking
Local Pays For Tattoo With A Cash Converters Loan
10 More Doughnut Shops Planned For Bendigo Marketplace
Man Drives Like A Moron Hoping He Ends Up On Highway Patrol
Man Celebrates 40th Birthday At Strath Village Maccas
Dragon Museum Launches Mother-In-Law Expo
Teenager Vapes In Hargreaves Mall To Prove He’s Cool
Lansell Square Replaces Chadstone As The Fashion Capital
Man Trying To Get A 42″ TV Into His Toyota Yaris Should Have Bought A Bigger Car
Man Trying To Get A 42″ TV Into His Toyota Yaris Should Have Bought A Bigger Car
Year 12 Student’s Daughter Starts Year 7
City Of Greater Bendigo To Introduce 7 New Wheelie Bins
Read An Excerpt From Prince Harry’s Memoir About His Visit To Bendigo
Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’
Driver Films OnlyFans on Talking Tram Tour
Council Requires Every Driver To Flip The Bird At Intersections
Cambrian Patron Is Actually 3 Kids In A Trench Coat Pretending To Be An Adult
Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up
Explosive Prince Harry Memoir Reveals He Was Conceived On One Tree Hill Lookout
Long Gully Splash Park Doubles As A Urine Recycling Centre
New Pothole Memorial Walk Unveiled
Local Soccer Player “Injured” After Partner Suggests Visiting The In-Laws
Toilet Discovered On Mickey Mouse Hill
Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop
Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop
Student Secretly Believes Chemistry Teacher Is A Drug Kingpin
Bendigo Coles Only Playing ‘All I Want For Christmas’ For The Next 8 Weeks
Dad’s Sneeze Sounds Like The Hulk Escaping A Vacuum Cleaner
Nauseatingly Insufferable Couple Pose In Front Of The Bendigo Sign
Cooinda Park Playspace Officially Renamed “The Park With The Big Slide”
BREAKING! Croc Spotted In Bendigo Creek
Reality Of Fatherhood Really Never Hit Home On Man Until He Changed Newborn Son’s First Nappy
Nosey Nelly’s Take A Stickybeak at Lake Eppalock Spillway
Locals Believe Building In The Upside Down Could Help Aleviate Housing Crisis
Your Horoscopes – Week Of October 17, 2022
Bendigo Art Gallery To Host Dewey Cox Exhibition
‘S’ Plates Introduced To Identify Shit Drivers
Jane Bunn Predicts Bendigo Weather Using The ‘Duvet On, Duvet Off’ System
Your Horoscopes – Week Of October 3, 2022
Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting
Queen Elizabeth Oval Renamed “King Elizabeth Oval”
Epsom Finally Gets a KFC
Local Vegan Cafe Sells Grass Clippings As Lemongrass
Dog Drives Owner Home From Pub After Grand Final Win
Your Horoscopes – Week Of September 26, 2022
Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed
Vaping Now An Epidemic Among Kindergarteners
Vaping Now An Epidemic Among Kindergarteners
Your Horoscopes – Week Of September 12, 2022
Local 5-Year-Old’s Drawing Of Mummy Farting Misses Out On Archibald Prize
Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence
Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell
BREAKING! Keys Missing 3 Days Ago Found On Kitchen Bench
Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200
Your Horoscopes – Week Of May 2, 2022
Rosalind Park Bats Chuffed For The New Batman Movie
Local Man Believes Everyone Else In Bendigo Drives Like An Idiot
Your Horoscopes – Week Of February 28, 2022
Your Horoscopes – Week Of February 21, 2022
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Five substitutes sport rule set to become permanent in football
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Olivia Rodrigo and the Weeknd lead American Music Award nominees
Sea levels rising twice as fast as 1990s, warned by lead climate scientists
China, world’s top carbon emitter, offers few new climate targets ahead of U.N. summit
Andy Murray: I could be convinced to play in the Davis Cup next year
U.S. economic growth slowed to a 2% annual rate last quarter in face of COVID
Movies on TV this week: ‘All the President’s Men’ ‘Goldfinger’ on BBC
Net-zero pledges hindered by lack of ‘green’ offices in many countries
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65,000 fake students applied for financial aid in wide community college scam
White House clarifies why Nicki Minaj was invited to discuss vaccine safety
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Newsom, Buttigieg announce $5 billion in loans for California’s clogged ports
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State announces charges in alleged student loan debt relief scam with 19,000 victims
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Padraig Harrington: Ryder Cup crowd left parents of players in tears
Runaway costs are difficult to swallow for catering firms in the pandemic
L.A. Unified enrollment drops by more than 27,000 students, steepest decline in years
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Judge won’t stop vaccine mandate for NYC cops, other workers
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Net zero pledges offer hope of avoiding catastrophe, says UN report
Baseball boosts TBS, NFL gives ESPN a kick and streamers love ‘Squid’
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Rod Fyffe’s Hair Receives Heritage Listing
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Bendigo Buses Replace hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM
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Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong
Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong
Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge
Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots
City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD
Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics
Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 19, 2021
Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street
Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs
Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 12, 2021
Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins
Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form
Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations
Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself
Busker Ready To Revive Coles Busking Scene For The Third Time
Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
Church Of Scientology Brings Love To Universal Nightclub
Mask Horror! Eaglehawk Woman Sets Own Face On Fire Lighting A Durry
Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit
Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring
No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Eppalock Ward Candidates
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Melbournians Urged to Stay The Fork Away From Bendigo
Moama Man Drives To Dubbo Dan Murphy’s After Being Denied Entry To Echuca
Moama Man Drives To Dubbo Dan Murphy’s After Being Denied Entry To Echuca
Bendigo Airport Offers Fake Flights For Sydney-Starved Tourists
Dome Sweet Dome. Elon Musk To Build Melbourne ‘Cyberdome’
Person Goes To Mickey Mouse Hill For The View
Local Man Celebrates Valentines Day By Getting The Bathroom To Himself
Council To Provide Parking Bays For Dickhead Drivers
Bendigo TAFE Offers ‘Adulting’ Course
Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’
Vengabus Added To Bendigo Bus Network
Humans of Bendigo #1 – Eleanor McLeod
Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas
Local Man Drowns In His Sleep From His Wife’s Throw Pillows
Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo
Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo
No Food. Bendigo Cinemas Install Body Scanners
What Hills? White Hills renamed ‘Flat White’
Man Wonders If It’s Dad Shorts Weather Yet
A New Era! The Standy To Be Distributed In Paper Form
A New Era! The Standy To Be Distributed In Paper Form
Teen Receives Glass Pipes from Wish.com. Parents Furious
Teen Receives Glass Pipes from Wish.com. Parents Furious
Couple Named Jett and Bec Reckons They Could Do Home Reno’s After Watching The Block
City Of Greater Bendigo Hires Kenny To Clean Public Toilets
Kangaroo Flat Man Finally Takes Down Christmas Decorations
Kennington Reservoir Parkrunner Names Newborn ‘Kenny Res’
Woman Burns Downs House After Spotting Spider
Local Man Gives Three Thumbs Up To Bendigo’s Smallest Parma
Bendigo Standard to merge with Bendigo Have Your Say
Local Man Fired For Putting Communal Sauce In The Fridge
Construction Begins On Napier St Mosque
Maiden Gully Family Books Accommodation For 2020 Easter Festival
City With Violence Problem Cool With Boxing Match
NASA to Investigate Stickiness of Tap House Carpet
Dr Google Joins Bendigo Health
Bendigo Council Welcomes New Robot Mower Overlords
Local Man Discovers You Can’t Get Naked At Get Naked Espresso Bar
Festival Planned To Celebrate Napier St Upgrade
Traders Hope ‘Baby Shark’ Song Will Drive The Rest Of Bendigo Away From Mall
Lamb At Australian Sheep and Wool Show Under Investigation For PEDs
“Holy Crap The Road’s Finished!” Locals Call For Public Holiday
“Babyccino’s Are Gateway to Caffeine Addiction” Says Local Mum
Channel 10 Begins Filming I’m From Bong Gully… Get Me Out Of Here ya ****!
Bendigo To Host Australia’s First Frozen Meal Expo
Remains Of George Lansell Discovered On Napier Street Upgrade
5 Places In Bendigo To Fart Without People Knowing It Was You
Great Scott! Rod Fyffe Cast As Doc Brown In Upcoming Back To The Future Remake
Council Commits $50m for ‘Rough Surface – Slow Down’ Signs
Active Living Census Makes Everyone Feel Fat
Viewpoint Residents Wonder Why Their Central Park Looks Nothing Like New York’s
Helicopter Flying Over Bendigo Identified As The Bendigo Have Your Say Flying F***
Trolley Bay Ruins Man’s Day
Divine Intervention Sought For Napier St Roadworks
BREAKING: Council To Repair Roads That Actually Don’t Needed Fixing
Napier St Upgrade Documentary “What The F**k Is Taking So Long?” Coming To Netflix
10 Bendigo Public Toilets Reviewed. Number 2 Will Surprise You
Notre Dame To Be Completed Before Napier St Upgrade
WA expat discovers Emu Export at Dan Murphy’s
Liberal Party’s Sam Gayed to play the Invisible Man in movie reboot
Pizza Shop Refuses To Deliver To House On Napier St Upgrade
Healthy Harold To Run In Bendigo Federal Election
Feuding bell-ringers decide to pull together
Bendigo Have Your Say Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Bendigo Powerball Winner Buys Long Gully
Groovin the Moo: Pill Tester Has Big Day On The Job
Unvaccinated Banned From Groovin The Moo
Hawthorn Announces New Mascots
Local Who Couldn’t Get Tickets To Groovin The Moo Not Impressed With Line Up
20 Things To Do After Groovin The Moo
‘Long live the King’. Local woman can’t wait to see Mufasa die in live Lion King remake
EPA Issues Warning On Using Public Toilets In The CBD
Groundbreaking Surgery Removes Clingy Girlfriend From Boyfriend
Groundbreaking Surgery Removes Clingy Girlfriend From Boyfriend
Bendigo Toe Tickler released on parole
Parking Cost Increase. New Parking Meters To Accept Internal Organs
Avid Parade Watchers Use Giant Tent As A Parade Save Spot
Bendigo Easter Dragons “Unrealistic” Claims Local Game Of Thrones Expert
Black Hole To Become Bendigo’s Newest Landfill
The Real Housewives Of Strathfieldsaye Begins Filming
Local man gives up being ‘That Guy’ on Bendigo Have Your Say for Lent
Couple Names First Child Bong Gully
Huntly Man Brags About Never Seeing Game Of Thrones
Bendigo Reminded To Wind Clocks Forward As Daylight Savings Ends
“Long Gully’s Not That Bad” says person who lives there
Kid in the mall says he got 6th degree black belt from watching John Wick 3 trailer
First passenger on Qantas flight to Sydney didn’t actually need to go anywhere
Local man surprises workmates with his incredible weather predicting skills
Cat Awakens From 2004 Christmas Food Coma
Council sells Bendigo creek bluestones to build Trump’s border wall
Local unsure if ‘Bendigo Lifts 4 Cash’ is for drug deals or booty calls
Locals call for larger portions at Lazy Moe’s
Bendigo Tourism Sells Out Of Genuine Bendigo Creek Scented Candles In 30 Minutes
Local Man Stuck On Napier St Upgrade For 3 Weeks Survives On Macca’s Sauce Packets
Scott Cam Offers To Complete Napier Street Upgrade Pro Bono
Local Clown Cheers Sick Children By Not Visiting Hospital
Magic: The Gathering Player Suspended After Failing Drugs Test
Elderly Local Man Saves $1 On Fuel A Year By Rounding Down
Local Influencers Apply For Centrelink After Instagram Goes Down
Bendigo Airport To Utilise Pall Mall As Emergency Landing Strip
Married At First Sight Fans Ineligible To Vote In Next Council Election
Teachers Reveal: Burst Pipe On Napier St Upgrade Was Just An Excuse To Get A 4 Day Weekend
Your Horoscopes – Week Of March 11, 2019
Bendigo Council Unveils New Napier St Fountain After Pipe Bursts
Marie Kondo Brings ‘Spark Joy’ To Napier Street Upgrade
Survey Results: 1 in 500 Don’t Believe Ironbark Exists
Rental Crisis: Bendigo Council Puts Lake Weeroona Playground On Airbnb
Your Horoscopes – Week Of March 4, 2019
Runaway Bull Mauls 60 During Night On The Town
Local Woman Discovers She Can Leave Bendigo Have Your Say Anytime She Wants
Right Up Your Alley: S#!*ty Bowling Launches In Bendigo
BSSC Student Wins Top Prize For Hangover Cure
Eaglehawk Scooter Rider Refuses To Acknowledge ‘Cool’ Skateboard Dad
Eaglehawk Scooter Rider Refuses To Acknowledge ‘Cool’ Skateboard Dad
Roast Chicken Too Big To Fit In Organics Bin
“I’m Cool With The Napier Street Road Works” Says The Only Person In Bendigo
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 18, 2019
Local Man Gets Life Advice From A Maccas French Fry Giving A Thumbs Up
Record January Temperatures Cause Sharp Spike in Bad Valentines Cards
Lamington Drive To Fund The Completion Of The Murphy Street Roundabout
Chinese Dragons To Be Sewn Together Into A ‘Dragon Centipede’ For Easter Festival
82-Year-Old Lost On School Excursion Emerges From Mine After 67 Years
Australia Has Decided! Fat Cat And Patsy Biscoe To Represent Australia In Eurovision
Studies Show First-Born’s Are Better Drivers Than Their Younger Siblings
Kangaroo Sets Sights On Anthony Mundine After Enrolling In Boxing Class
Overly Excited Local Man Won’t Shut Up About His Weber
Chicken Salt Dealers Arrested in Strathdale
Rod Fyffe’s Southern Cross Tattoo Unveiled At Golden Square Pool
Local Man’s Saturday Night Out, Dependant On Selling The Drone He Got For Christmas
Woman Rushed To Emergency After Getting Cheezels Stuck On Fingers
Bendigo Council Accidentally Raises NZ Flag
Powercor Apologises for Swamp Ass
Man Who Counts Sheep For A Living Falls Asleep on the Job
Crikey! Coles Launches Vegemite Hot Cross Buns For Australia Day
Bendigo’s Oldest Cat Dies at 25 – That’s 117 In Cat Years!
Woman Burns House Down After Discovering Spider In The Kitchen
Prince Philip Driving School Closes Doors After 1 Day
Local Man Sick Of Wife Telling Him Where To Poo
Prince Philip Driving School Opens In Bendigo
Local Man’s Day Ruined After Frozen Coke Machine Breaks Down
Remains Of A Reverse Centaur Found At Lake Neangar
Remains Of A Reverse Centaur Found At Lake Neangar
Bendigo Mallrats Arrested For Being Polite
Pizza ATM Opens At Latrobe Uni
Bendigo Police Warn Dog Against Leaving Owner In Hot Car
BREAKING! Bendigo old Lady displays excellent driving skills
Free Parking! Hasbro Releases Limited Edition Monopoly Bendigo
Bendigo Is Horny For Roadworks
Bendigo Trolley Pusher Breaks World Record
President of Work Social Club Impeached Minutes After Being Elected
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 14, 2019
L Plater Drives Car Into Lake Weeroona Doing Bird Box Challenge
Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages
Bunnings To Put The Bizzle In Deconstructed Sausage Sizzles
Cashier Accidentally Serves Own Mum Buying Condoms
Expecto Patronum! Sacred Heart Cathedral To Be Transformed Into Hogwarts
Krispy Kreme Brings Signature Glaze To Bendigo
Lazy Moe’s To Offer Naked Dining Experience
Summernats Burnout King Is Eaglehawk Citizen Of The Year
Castlemaine Paint Vandal Revealed As Banksy
Local Man Angry Santa Didn’t Deliver Torque Wrench With Bike
Local Boy Kidsplains To Dad How To Play Fortnite
Eaglehawk Theatre Company Presents ‘Carrie’
Mum Jeans Store Opens In Bendigo
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 6, 2019
Lynx Releases Smell Of Bendigo Creek
Elephant At Melbourne Zoo Diagnosed With Peanut Allergy
20 People Injured From Leaning On Shovels At Napier St Roadworks Working Bee
20 People Injured From Leaning On Shovels At Napier St Roadworks Working Bee
Reminding People It’s Hot Will Cost You Under Tough New VIctorian laws
125 Year Old Woman Says Avoiding ‘Bendigo Have Your Say’ Is The Secret To A Long And Healthy Life
Monster Redfin Spotted At Lake Eppalock
VicRoads Asks Public To Finish The Napier St Roadworks
Carlton Currently Undefeated In 2019
Our Guide On What To Do This New Year’s Eve
Kangaroo Flat To Get A New Wave Pool
Man ln Intensive Care After Refusing To Stop Saying ‘Nice Garry’ At The MCG
Dad Barely Survives Horror Day At The Boxing Day Sales
VCE Dux Blows Off Law Degree To Become A Full Time YouTuber
Dad Not Looking Forward To Sitting At The Kids Table At The Family Christmas Lunch
Karl Stefanovic Announced As The New Host Of ‘Good Morning Bendigo’
The Bendigo Standard Is Now Digitally Halal Certified
Wife Divorces Husband After He Won’t Stop Farting In Bed
Your Horoscope – Week Of December 17, 2018
Possessed Pothole In Napier St Roadworks Swallows Man’s Car
Bouncy Castle At Christmas Church Picnic Blows Away With 8 People Inside
Local Man Robbed Of Single Use Bags From His Home
12 Year Old Boy Finally Shaves Movember Moustache Off
Boss Hints He Has Too Many Coffee Mugs To Potential Secret Santa
Santa To Get Police Escort Through Long Gully
Bendigo Brave American Import Scores On The Court And At Star Bar
Flights To Bendigo Cheaper Than A Bondi Beach Car Park
First Person To Book Flight From Bendigo To Sydney Celebrates With Amelia Earhart Tattoo
Woman Who Missed Out On $1.50 McFlurry Wonders What’s The Point Of Living Anymore
Your Horoscope – Week Of December 10, 2018
V/line Trains To Be Replaced With Elmore Miniature Railway Trains During Heat Restrictions
ALERT: Bendigo Quarantined Inside A Giant Dome After Man Flu Outbreak
Ballarat Santa’s Confess They Hate Your Kids
“Napier Street Road Works Are God’s Punishment For Allowing The Mosque” Says Local Woman
Your Horoscope – Week Of December 3, 2018
Santa Financially Stricken
Riot Squad Called After A Red Cordial Party Gets Out Of Hand
McDonald’s To Kill Off The McFlurry
World’s First Butthole Transplant A Success After Man Eats 50 KFC Wicked Wings
Local Man Can’t Wait To Rock Out To Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas
Local Man Gets Beard Caught In Marketplace Travelator
Your Horoscope – Week Of November 26, 2018
Locals Fail To Vote After Getting Stuck In Napier St Road Works Traffic Jam
City Sends Well Wishes To Woman Quitting Facebook
Families To Embrace A Vegan Christmas After Chicken Truck Embraces Bridge
Local Man Donates Human Liver To Pig
Your Horoscope – Week Of November 19, 2018
Local Swingers Misinterpret Bendigo Swap Meet
Local Man Celebrates 40th Swap Meet But Still Knows Bugger All About Cars
BREAKING: Giggle & Hoot Cancelled. Hoot The Owl’s Dark Past Revealed
Epsom Road Works Joins Great Wall of China As Only Man Made Structure Visible From The Moon
TAFE To Offer Course On How To Eat A Bunnings Snag
Eaglehawk Town Hall To Be Demolished For A Costco
Rod Fyffe’s Hair To Serve As Mayor
Long Gully Rapper Learns He Ain’t As Cool As He Thought He Was
29 Year Old Potter Fan Still Waiting For Letter From Hogwarts
Kangaroo Flat Bus Evacuated After Woman Farts
Local Apprentice Questions Naming of Blues And Roots Festival
Your Horoscope – Week Of November 12, 2018
Ballarat To Merge With Bendigo
Parents Told They Are Adopted
Pantomime Horse Wins Bendigo Cup AND Fashions On The Field
Local Man Gets Arm Replaced With Claw Machine Claw
Poo Evacuates New Kangaroo Flat Pool
Bendigo Council to dig up mall again for no good reason
Local Woman Thought Adult Book Week Was A Thing
Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
Local Teen Gets Coles Mini’s Stuck In His Butt
Your Horoscope – Week Of August 20, 2018
Meteorologist Suggests The Weather Needs To Sort It’s Crap Out
Jimmy Barnes Plays Goldmines Hotel
Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day
Your Horoscope – Week Of August 6, 2018
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Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way
Hipster Crushed To Death By Own Man Bun
Your Horoscope – Week Of July 24, 2017
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Bendigo To Host John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Convention
Bendigo Man Finishes Everything On Netflix
Moron Gets Stuck In House Of Mirrors
Newspaper Clarifies Skateboarders Are Not Actually Spewing
Star struck lovers, you’ll never believe their amazing story!
Even Shit Babies Proven To Be Cute
“Concern for the future” Bendigo – Back In My Day Association
Mature Age Student Excited By Lozenge in Gift Bag
Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere
Marilyn Monroe Statue To Be Replaced With Rod Fyffe
Bendigo Winemakers Festival Aims to Avoid Beer Wankers
UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”
New Non-deadly creature found in Bendigo
Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit
“More Twisted Than A Topknot” – Pho’lis
Hipster Rally: not in my town say locals
Hipsters March for Peace
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