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Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?

In a move that has left locals Googling the distance between Bendigo and Portugal, Mayor Andrea Metcalf is set to jet off to Braga...

Collectors Gather at Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair to Prove They Can Still Use Cash

Thousands flocked to the Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair over the weekend, not to buy priceless artifacts but to showcase their ability to handle...

This Week in Bendigo History

Greetings, Bendigo time travellers! As we dust off the cobwebs of history, we unveil our first thrilling edition of "This Week in Bendigo History."...

Flora Hill Man Folds Fitted Sheet

Resident and self-proclaimed "Sheet Whisperer" Dylan Baker achieved the seemingly impossible task of folding a fitted sheet without succumbing to frustration or existential despair. Eyewitnesses...

Bendigo’s Citizen and Young Citizen of the Year Announced. And Guess What? It’s Not You

In a stunning turn of events at this year's Bendigo's Citizen and Young Citizen of the Year Awards, the coveted title has been snatched...

City Announces Plans for New Year’s Resolution Deposit Scheme

The City of Greater Bendigo unveiled plans for a New Year's Resolution Deposit Scheme (NYRDS). Inspired by the container deposit scheme, this groundbreaking program...

Study Shows 99% of People Unaware They’re Background Characters in Someone Else’s Life

A recent study by the Institute of Whimsical Observations found that a staggering 99% of individuals are blissfully unaware of their status as background...

Galactic Empire Celebrates Star Wars Day by Blowing Up Bendigo

In a stunning display of force, the Galactic Empire celebrated Star Wars Day by obliterating  Bendigo in a move reminiscent of the destruction of...

Centrelink Hold Music Crushes Caller’s Spirit

California Gully resident Sharon Thompson has admitted defeat after a gruelling 60-minute standoff with Centrelink's notorious hold music. Mrs Thompson, who began the call...

Tourist Accidentally Books Tickets For Oprah, Not Opera

Judy, a lifelong fan of classical music, had been eagerly looking forward to attending German composer Richard Wagner's The Ring Cycle at the Ulumbarra...

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