"I know it, you know it, we all know it," said Dale Mockcliff, 67, of New York. Mr Mockcliff was in Eaglehawk yesterday to announce the official release of a new line of shoes. "Reebok is an elite brand, and with it comes pride, and...
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Days after being re-elected as Mayor, Margaret O'Rourke has resigned. In a shocking twist, Rod Fyffe's Hair will serve as Mayor instead. Just like the man himself, Rod Fyffe's hair has a larger-than-life personality. "I've been watching Dad since I was just a follicle and...
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"Tastes like chicken," reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet, as these things do, when on an end of season footy trip a teammate of Mark's at the Strathfieldsaye Jaguar Sharks challenged him to eat his...
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The Maticevski exhibition in Bendigo stirred the interest of local David “Davo” Smith. “Bloody interesting, I mean, nothing weird about it, I mean, it's okay, strewth.” Davo, 24, of Cal. Gully, went to the fashion exhibition alone. “Mate, look, so, the lads didn't want a...
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A 113 year old statue of Queen Victoria is now Bendigo’s preeminent lady in a garden. But changes are afoot. “We’re looking to elevate her to icon status, as was befitting Marilyn,” says Bendigo Council marketing guru Helena Bonham Carter. Work on a facelift is...
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World renowned rock band The Beards are playing Bendigo on their farewell tour. In recognition of this honour, and in honour of beards in general, the Bendigo Standard has complied this list of great beards in Bendigo. Some of them are better than others. The...
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The Australian Government has made a unified decision regarding hair and how hair should be cut for equality.... have made a law requiring that everyone should have a mullet haircut. The Law is entitled 'The Mullet Act'. Starting from tomorrow, any person that is caught...
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