Fashion

Darling, shotting hand sanitizer straight from the bottle is for hoarders with less class than an ebay sales person who demands pick-up and cash only. No, no, no. We're better than that. Get yourself some out-of-date Kirks Cola or drain some Cola refills at Hungary...

Say goodbye to wrapping cans of Castlemaine Rock around your neck, and toilet paper rolls are so last week, it's time to get with the now, and pasta is very in! We're seeing hoarder's all over the globe sliding macaroni through string to pop around...

As the Australia Government ask people to stop wearing surgical grade face masks to help our hospital workers carry out duties in a safe environment, the Bendigo Standard invites fashionista Travis Dong-Gangle to lend advice on what's next to wear for the breath hole covering...

Local Dad of 4 from Eaglehawk has asked his wife if it's time to wear the shorts she got him from Fathers Day yet. Gavin Bogg said "It's supposed to be about 25 today, darl. Maybe I should chance it." His wife Sheila said "When...

A naked dance group from Ballarat has been blamed for yesterday's freak storm. Group leader Maven Trimmer said "We wanted to bless the people of Strathfieldsaye with our love, dancing and rain. We believe that if we shed our inhibitions and dance then Mother Nature...

A mum jeans shop will open its doors in Bendigo to a crowd of excited customers today in Bath Lane. Mum's Jeanery is the brainchild of Helen Matthews. A foster mum of six from Strath Heights. The boutique store specialises in mum jeans and jean jackets...

"I know it, you know it, we all know it," said Dale Mockcliff, 67, of New York. Mr Mockcliff was in Eaglehawk yesterday to announce the official release of a new line of shoes. "Reebok is an elite brand, and with it comes pride, and...

Days after being re-elected as Mayor, Margaret O'Rourke has resigned. In a shocking twist, Rod Fyffe's Hair will serve as Mayor instead. Just like the man himself, Rod Fyffe's hair has a larger-than-life personality. "I've been watching Dad since I was just a follicle and...

"Tastes like chicken," reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet, as these things do, when on an end of season footy trip a teammate of Mark's at the Strathfieldsaye Jaguar Sharks challenged him to eat his...

A 113 year old statue of Queen Victoria is now Bendigo’s preeminent lady in a garden. But changes are afoot. “We’re looking to elevate her to icon status, as was befitting Marilyn,” says Bendigo Council marketing guru Helena Bonham Carter. Work on a facelift is...