Horoscopes

♎ Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Your coworkers are planning your birthday party. But they have the wrong date. • Have you changed your diet recently? It smells like it ♏ Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Give up on your dreams,...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 A fart in the bath will take you by surprise this week. Time to switch to showers. By the way, your coworkers are planning your birthday party. But they have...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 Finances will take a hit this week after you have no problem spending $20 on lunch but will not buy an app if it's $1. ♈ Aries | March 21...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 You will get lost while driving. • Tell that person you love them. You know who we're talking about. Wait! No, not him! Stop you fool! ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 Your dog will forget your birthday. • New job opportunity is on the horizon after you score a job as an Optometrist just so you can tell your work colleagues there's...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 Your coworkers are planning your birthday party. But they have the wrong date. • Your socks don't match. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 Your boss is plotting...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 The things, you say Your purple prose just gives you away • You're unbelievable ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 You'll find out there's an eye in team...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 It's your birthday but no one cares. • Hey, look over there. Made you look • Your soulmate is on the Long Gully bus. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Your mother will try to call you 30 times but you won't answer your phone once • It's your birthday so opt for plastic surgery. Label the right part before...

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Yep, it's contagious. • Your tyres were just slashed. • All is not lost. But most of it is. • You're not the only one depressed by your failures. •...