Horoscopes

♒ AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18 You're not a visionary; you're just weird. Your "unique" ideas are mostly unhinged, and no one's buying your "I'm just misunderstood" act. Try joining the real world this week. Lucky colour: Tie-dye, because we can't figure out your colour. Maybe go with the colour of your underwear.

♑ CAPRICORN You're working harder than a hamster on a caffeine drip. You think you're getting somewhere, but really, you're just spinning the wheel. Here's a wild thought: relax. Even a turtle knows when to pull its head back in and take a nap.

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