Horoscopes

♓ PISCES February 19 to March 20 You'll be extra sensitive today, and while that's adorable in theory, it isn't enjoyable. Get it together, drama queen.

AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18 Your dreamy, artistic soul is a gift, but unfortunately, rent is due. No, your poem about the moon won’t pay the bills.

AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18 Your emotions will be in overdrive, and every minor inconvenience will feel like the end of the world. Good news: Your friends are used to it. Bad news: They've started a group chat without you. Lucky Colour: Sad, soggy blue – just like your mood when you see old people use Tiktok.

♒ AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18 You're not a visionary; you're just weird. Your "unique" ideas are mostly unhinged, and no one's buying your "I'm just misunderstood" act. Try joining the real world this week. Lucky colour: Tie-dye, because we can't figure out your colour. Maybe go with the colour of your underwear.

♑ CAPRICORN You're working harder than a hamster on a caffeine drip. You think you're getting somewhere, but really, you're just spinning the wheel. Here's a wild thought: relax. Even a turtle knows when to pull its head back in and take a nap.

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