Your Astrological Week Ahead For March 18th, With Astrologer Nick McCar

Here’s our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU!


March 21 to April 19

Congratulations, Aries! This week, the stars predict you’ll have the energy of a caffeinated squirrel. Your impulsive decisions might lead you to accidentally adopt a llama or join a synchronized swimming team without knowing how to swim. Remember, spontaneity is the spice of life, but maybe dial it down just a tad… for everyone’s sake.

Lucky Colour: Neon Pea Green.


April 20 to May 20

Hey Taurus, get ready to be hit with a wave of laziness this week. Procrastination will be your best friend, and productivity will be your sworn enemy. Embrace the couch potato lifestyle with gusto.

Lucky colour: Couch Cushion Beige.


May 21 to June 20

Ah, Gemini, the eternal duality of your nature. This week, your indecision will reach new heights as you flip-flop between options like a fish out of water. Just remember, commitment is for suckers, and who needs stability when you can have endless chaos?

Lucky Colour: Confused Plaid.


June 21 to July 22

Dear Cancer, your emotions are as turbulent as the ocean during a storm but fear not. This week, you’ll find solace in a pint of ice cream and a good cry. Remember, wallowing in self-pity is a perfectly acceptable pastime, and why bother fixing your problems when you can drown them in chocolate?

Lucky Colour: Moody Blue.


July 23 to August 22

Oh, Leo, the world indeed revolves around you. This week, your ego will soar to new heights as you bask in the adoration of your adoring fans… or, you know, your mum. Remember, humility is for peasants, and why be modest when you can be fabulous?

Lucky Colour: Shimmering Gold.


August 23 to September 22

Virgo, this week is the perfect time to criticize everything and everyone around you. Your attention to detail will be unmatched, especially when pointing out flaws. Just remember, perfection is subjective.

Lucky Colour: Nitpick Silver.


September 23 to October 22

Libra, brace yourself for some severe indecision this week. You’ll spend hours weighing the pros and cons of even the most trivial decisions, leaving everyone waiting impatiently.

Lucky Colour: Wishy-Washy Pink.


October 23 to November 21

Scorpio, your mysterious aura will be off the charts this week. People will be dying to know your secrets, but you’ll keep them guessing with your enigmatic silence. Remember, a little mystery never hurt anyone.

Lucky Colour: Shadowy Black.


November 22 to December 21

Sagittarius, this week is all about spontaneity. Throw caution to the wind and embrace your reckless side. Just try not to burn too many bridges in the process.

Lucky Colour: Reckless Red.


December 22 to January 19

Capricorn, your ambition knows no bounds this week. You’ll stop at nothing to climb the ladder of success, even if it means stepping on a few toes. Just remember, there’s no elevator to the top.

Lucky Colour: Ambitious Brown.


January 20 to February 18

Aquarius, your eccentricity will be in full force this week. Embrace your weirdness and let your freak flag fly high. After all, normal is overrated.

Lucky Colour: Quirky Purple.


February 19 to March 20

Pisces, this week is all about living in your own dream world. Reality? Who needs it? Spend your days lost in fantasy and your nights chasing unicorns. Just don’t forget to come back down to earth occasionally.

Lucky Colour: Dreamy Turquoise.

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