Here’s our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU!
♈ ARIES
March 21 to April 19
This week, Aries, your energy levels will be as high as your expectations for Monday morning. Channel your inner zen, and remember that patience is a virtue. Alternatively, blame it on Mercury retrograde and call it a day. Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but if it gives you too many lemons, start a lemonade stand and become an accidental entrepreneur.
Your lucky colour: Invisible Beige – Because standing out is overrated, and who needs to be noticed anyway?
♉ TAURUS
April 20 to May 20
Taurus, your stubbornness might reach new heights this week. Instead of resisting change, embrace it like a surprise sale on your favourite pack of Twisties. Your lucky number is 7, which is also the number of attempts it will take you to get out of bed in the morning. Remember, Taurus, change is the only constant—unless we’re talking about your favourite pizza topping.
Your lucky colour: Moldy Green – The colour that says, “I’m vintage chic, or just haven’t cleaned my fridge in a while.”
♊ GEMINI
May 21 to June 20
This week, Geminis, your multitasking skills will be tested. Expect to juggle more tasks than a clown on a unicycle. Don’t worry; your charm is like glitter – it makes everything better but somehow worsens things. Embrace the chaos, and remember that you’re not scatterbrained; you’re just creating your abstract masterpiece.
Your lucky colour: Subdued Salmon – Because nothing says luck like a fishy and understated colourd.
♋ CANCER
June 21 to July 22
Cancer, this week, your emotions might fluctuate more than the Wi-Fi signal in a thunderstorm. Take inspiration from your kitchen appliances – stay calm under pressure and let off steam when necessary. Also, consider investing in waterproof mascara; you never know when a sudden wave of sentimentality might hit.
Your lucky colour: Rusty Mustard – The perfect shade for when you want to look like you just dug your outfit out of a time capsule.
♌ LEO
July 23 to August 22
Leos, this week is your time to shine—literally. Expect compliments and admiration, but be careful not to let it go to your head. Remember, humility is a virtue, and even Beyoncé sometimes has to unclog her shower drain. Your lucky accessory is a symbolic crown this week, but an actual tiara could also work.
Your lucky colour: Faded Puce – Because vibrant colours are for people with time for excitement.
♍ VIRGO
August 23 to September 22
Virgo, your meticulous nature will be put to good use this week. It’s the perfect time to organize your sock drawer or alphabetize your spice rack. You might discover a hidden talent for extreme couponing or Sudoku. Don’t get too carried away; life is short, and you can dedicate only so much time to colour-coding your bookshelf.
Your lucky colour: Dull Maroon – The go-to colour when you want to be the life of the party in an alternate universe.
♎ LIBRA
September 23 to October 22
Libra, this week, your diplomacy skills will be put to the test. Before arguing, ask yourself, “What would a cat wearing a tuxedo do?” Channel that feline grace and charm. Also, invest in snacks; diplomacy works better on a full stomach.
Your lucky colour: Toothpaste White – For that fresh, minty feeling… or just dental hygiene nostalgia.
♏ SCORPIO
October 23 to November 21
Scorpio, your intensity may be mistaken for passion this week. Use it to your advantage—whether negotiating a raise or convincing the barista to make your coffee a double-shot, half-caf, non-fat, no foam, an extra hot masterpiece. Remember, not everyone can handle your level of intensity, so keep a safe distance from fragile objects.
Your lucky colour: Soggy Lavender – Because who needs vibrant blooms when you can have the essence of a neglected garden hose?
♐ SAGITTARIUS
November 22 to December 21
Sagittarius, your adventurous spirit will lead you to new and exciting places this week. Whether trying a new cuisine or taking up interpretive dance, embrace the unknown. Be cautious when interpreting traffic signals; not everything is a green light for spontaneous road trip ideas.
Your lucky colour: Pea Soup Chartreuse – The shade that screams sophistication or indigestion.
♑ CAPRICORN
December 22 to January 19
Capricorn, this week, your ambition might be mistaken for a caffeine overdose. Remember to take breaks and recharge. Your lucky power snack is almonds—portable, nutritious, and less likely to spill over your keyboard during an important meeting than a triple-shot caramel macchiato.
Your lucky colour: Faintly Fuchsia – The colour that says, “I’m here, but not too here, you know?”
♒ AQUARIUS
January 20 to February 18
Aquarius, your innovative ideas will flow like a leaky faucet this week. Don’t be afraid to share them, even if your friends start avoiding you at social gatherings. Remember, every genius was once considered a little crazy.
Your lucky colour: Drab Denim – The go-to colour for when you want to look effortlessly casual or just spilled coffee on your favourite jeans.
♓ PISCES
February 19 to March 20
Pisces, this week, your intuition will be sharper than a cat’s ability to sense impending doom. Trust your instincts, but maybe double-check with a reliable friend before making major life decisions. Also, consider investing in a crystal ball—you never know when it might come in handy for predicting the next surprise Zoom meeting.
Your lucky colour: Lukewarm Lemon – Because who needs the zest of life when you can settle for a gentle squeeze?
