In a bold move to keep up with the ever-evolving world of early childhood education, Jenny’s Early Learning Centre has proudly announced the introduction of Cage Fighting 101. That’s right, forget about finger painting and story time because these kids are about to enter the ultimate fight club.
“We believe that physical education is crucial for a child’s development, and what better way to teach them resilience and discipline than through the ancient art of cage fighting?” said Ms Buttercup.
Jenny’s ELC remains undeterred by the controversy, insisting that their kids are fully protected with child-sized gloves and mouthguards. The centre has assured parents that nap time will still be strictly enforced, even if it involves a sleeper hold.
Only time will tell if this revolutionary curriculum will lead to a new generation of MMA champions or just a bunch of tantrum-throwing toddlers. Until then, parents can rest assured that their children are in good hands, or rather, good gloves.