New Survey Results Reveal Bendigonians Were Conceived On Mickey Mouse Hill

A surprising new survey has been released today from Latrobe University stating that most Bendigonians were conceived on Mickey Mouse Hill.

A survey of 2000 people conducted in Hargreaves Mall revealed that 84% of Bendigonians were conceived at the lookout. The results surprised Mayor Andrea Metcalf, who said, “I had no idea.”

People were also asked to select the car their parents owned. The results showing 25% of people were conceived in a Datsun 180B.

The Bureau Of Statistics also said there were a high number of births in Bendigo in June and November, possibly due to the AFL Grand Final and Valentine’s Day.

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