Strathfieldsaye Man Convinced Blood Donations Go Straight to Vampires

Gareth Reynolds, 78, Strahtfieldsaye, has been donating blood for the past 37 years.

“It’s all going to vampires!!!” he says, after watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the first time on the weekend.

“Sure Mr Reynolds. Vampires,” say the staff.

He’s also just seen Twilight.

“Vampires I tells you! VAMPIRES,” he says.

Plus he’s binged on True Blood.

“Mostly sick people and car crash victims,” say the staff.

And on The Vampire Diaries via Netflix.

“BUT YOU DON’T DENY VAMPIRES!” shouts Mr Reynolds.

A spokesperson from the Red Cross said they deny vampires, and wondered if they could be invited into the house.

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