Student Secretly Believes Chemistry Teacher Is A Drug Kingpin

An avid chemistry student commented today that their chemistry teacher Mr Black is most likely a drug dealer.

Speaking to The Bendigo Standard, 15-year-old student Thermos Patterson told The Bendigo Standard it was his Spidersense. “He’s bald, has a goatee and drives a van.”

Mr Black has been a well-respected teacher in the Bendigo region for the past 20 years. He has been in remission for five years for lung cancer.

When questioned about the goatee, Mr Black told his students he was raising money for Movember.

Thermos is a big fan of Breaking Bad but does not believe it is the reason for his hunch.

More to come.

The Bendigo Standard
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