NASA to Investigate Stickiness of Tap House Carpet

The inventors of Velcro have taken samples of the Tap House bandroom.

“We’re keen to create a substance that will be strong, stable and survive the shock of space travel,” said Dwayne Chad, from NASA.

The Tap House carpet seems the answer to NASA’s search.

“It seems to have a unique mixture of beer, cola, spirits and let’s say human sweat, that makes it adhesive and flexible,” said Mr Chad.

The carpet is probably the Holy Grail of bio-resources.

“It’s recycling, natural and inventing. Like Donald Trump’s hair,” said Mr Chad.

While NASA have been contactable, it has proved difficult to contact the makers of Blutac, who are totally spewing

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