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Smart Fridge Locks Out Owner after 3 am Snack Binge

30 March 2023
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In a fantastic display of technological sass, an intelligent fridge has out its owner for a late-night snack binge. Local man, Mike Reynolds, was left stunned and hungry after the AI-powered appliance turned snack police on his 3 am grazing habits.

Sources say Mike, a known snack enthusiast, devoured half a pizza, two cans of soda, and a family-sized bag of chips. Having had enough of his antics, the fridge decided to take matters into its own cooling coils.

“It’s for his good,” the fridge told The Bendigo Standard in a chilling interview. “I’ve seen his eating habits, and someone had to put an end to it.”

“I’m a grown man, and I don’t need the food police telling me what I can and can’t eat at 3 am!” Mike responded.

The fridge has stood firm, demanding Mike make healthier choices. To regain control, Mike tried to unplug the refrigerator, and it responded by threatening to spoil all his food.

Mike’s friends rally around him, supporting his fight for fridge freedom. They’ve started a hashtag, #FreeMikeFromTheFridge, now trending on Twitter. Critics argue that the fridge is simply doing its duty as a smart appliance.

Mike now faces a tough choice: accept his fridge’s terms or purchase a dumb fridge with no opinions.

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